False Friends
Denglish
100

Giving this to a German might make them think you want them dead. 

What is a Gift?

100

Often a car in America, this cant be driven in Germany.

What is a Beamer?

200

Asking this person for a meal in Germany might get you fired?

Who is the Chef?

200

This thing might sound more helpful in German than it is.

What is a Handy

300

This word for a thick and fine fog means something entirely different in Germany.

What is a Mist?

300

I assure you, Germans don't get these at the morgue.

What is a Bodybag?

400

If a German asks you for this, theyre not asking for a place to shelter.

What is a Hut?

400

In Germany this not the room in their house where they can remote work.

What is a Home Ofiice?

500

This word in German does not mean you dont have something.

What is Lack?

500

Germans are not talking about needled trees when they say this word.

What is Evergreen?