still funny
"An avocado..."
"Thanks"
"Woah, Hurricane Katrina..."
"more like hurricane tortilla"
"Mother trucker dude..."
"That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick."
"And they were roommates..."
"Oh my god they were rommates."
"I have one question for you..."
"What are those!!!!"
"road work ahead..."
"Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."
"Lebron James..."
"Lebron James, Lebron James, Lebron James"
"You gotta bae..."
"or nah"
"oh my god, he's on..."
"x-games"
why the ___you lyin'. Why u always lyin'?
"Ooohhhmygod! Stop ___lying"
"That power of christ compels you!!.."
beagle barking
"Don't___with me! I got..."
"The power of god and anime by my side! AAAHHHHH!!"
"get to dell taco they..."
"got freeshavacadoo"
"I want a church girl..."
"To go to church with, and read your BiLblE"
"It's John Cena!"
plays flute noise of John Cena theme song
"You're not my..."
"Dad!
"iridocy..."
"clitis"
"I wanted to be a..."
"cowboy baby!"
"BAH! AAAhh! Stop! I could've..."
"dropped my croissant"
"I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag..."
"you spilled wha wha wha wha listick in my valentino white bag!?"
"Something came in the mail today..."
"Des nuts! HA! Gody!"
"Look at all those..."
"Chickens!"
"It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!"
"It's a watermelon inside a watermelon!"
"to chillis"
"miss keisha! miss keisha!?"
"oh my god she___dead"