still funny
"Ready to ______die!"
"Nah! Imma bad ____! You can't kill me!"
"Ay! Ay! lmao! LMAO!"
"Can I get a waffle?..."
"Can I please get a waffle!"
"Free dollar. NO!..."
"WHY! BECAUSE!"
"Bring the beat in!..."
"Anything for you Beyonce!"
"Look it's a snake charmer! Hey snake..."
"What? You cute as hell. SSSStttopp"
"When there's too much drama at school..."
"Just walk away-ey-ey-eeyy"
"hApPicHRistMaS....
"Happy chrisman, merry crisis, merry chrysler."
"hey guys look at this dress my mom got me..."
"Sike! It's a jumpsuit! you were fooled! HAHAHA!"
"It goes around the world na na na na," what is happening
Three friends bobbing on beat
"Every time you yell at your kids put a quarter..."
"in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon.
"spider in your hand? yea..."
"Say please. Please. AAAAHHH!"
"I don't need friends..."
"They disappoint me"
"Um Jared can you read number 23 for the class..."
"No I cannot. Whatup, my name is Jared, I'm 19 and I learned how to _____read.
"Are they helium balloons?..."
"I told you not to get helium balloons!"
"Tell me...does this sound like Shakira? lero-lo-le-lo-le."
"You are- Cookie Monster hehehe...."
"Oh my god! Oh my god!" Kermit falls from building
"HA, you can't sit with us..."
"Actually Megan I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids."
"What is it?...IT'S DIGORNIO!"
"Put that candy back. I'm not buying you all that..."
"Try me!"
"Zack stop!..."
"Zack stop! ZAck Stop! You're going to get in trouble." police roll in.
Smashes light
"They ask you how you are..."
"And you have to say that you're fine. And you're not really fine. And you can't get into it."
"Welcome to bible study!
"We're all children of Jesus! Kumbaya my lord!"
"When will you learn!!!...."
"That you're actions have consequences!!!!"