Family Lore
if valle were to open a cookie store, what has to be the number one item on the menu?
Cheesy muffins.
why did elle and brant tie lilli up in a chair?
They were bored, they didn't have phones.
three items mom would bring...
mint moose tracks (in a cup cone), peach posh (og), her airpods (bonus points if on is missing)
Why was elle excited for school but also not excited for school in 2010?
is so excited for school.... but needs to see what her schedule is... But hope its math First cause I dont want math I want study hall last hope soo I dont think they will have studyyy hall though sooo ya thats really about it!!! But I wanna enjoy the rest week of summer first before school!!! tooo bad I did NOT make the Basketball Team.. was lookin forward for it... but always Next year to do it!! <3:)(:...:
"just left work lol todays been an inventful day"
LEB
what happened to lilli in miami?
a homeless black man, all soaped up and practically white, asked lilli for a kiss (lilli, cue the voice). When she said no and got scared, he said (cue it lil) youre not very nice on christmas.. what are you? the grinches wifffffeeeeeee
how did elle ride her bike when she was a kid?
elle would beg to ride her bike, then she would take her bike to debbys. Mom would look out the window and see elle, not actually riding her bike, instead, she had one hand on the handle bars one hand on the seat, and would sprint down the street with her bike.
three items dad would bring...
the electric saw (only to be used at 7am), longhorn fine cut, and the tv.
what did elle warn to not "tell her mama," while actively posting publicly to facebook in 2023?
ITS A BADDDD DAY TO BE A SNICKERS
Blegg
DOUBLE OR NOTHING!!!!!!
why was there a hole in lilli's closet door in mississippi?
DOUBLE POINTS IF: why was there a hole in the wall in the loft in mississippi?
Door: Brant took valle's strawberry shortcake doll and threw it at the door one day (angry elf).
Wall: Brant took valle by the legs and slid her across the floor, causing her head to go directly through the wall (trying to be funny elf) (not funny, hurt).
what happened to lilli in like 2009 on luke and colby's trampoline.
three items elle would bring...
tallulah louise, the jeep, her kitchenaid
Five days in a row, Nov 20, 21, 22, 23, & 24, what did elle post on facebook asking the neighbors?
basketball, football, or hide and seek in the dark. She couldn't go because it was too dark, or she was babysitting.
"the day of the wedding will be 4.16.1975"
Kat
How did jenny prank elle?
"jenny" had elle meeting her at dollar general at 4:05, (she gets off work at 4 and needs a smoke break) to buy her scrubs. Elle had them listed for $30, but jenny only had $23.57, since the price of her slims went up. Jenny also has two weiner dogs, so she asked if her dogs can meet tully. then they were gonna go to lucky sams together. ALSO! jenny called grammy and asked for her meatloaf recipe.
why was maggie the worst dog ever (rotten like puppy)
three items brant would bring...
weed pen, golf clubs, his Xbox
Why was elle so happy her guardian angel was at her side 2 years before, Sep. 19, 2016?
2 years ago from today I got into my first car accident. I was pulling out of the school parking lot & I hit a school bus with a bunch of children on it. I am so happy that my guardian angel was right by my side when this had happened. I remember getting out of my car & looking at the damage of what the school bus had done to my car, from right then and there I fell to my knees and started to ball my eyes out in tears. I was so scared, I had thoughts going through my head & my dad finally got to the accident of the scene & I ran up to him gave him a big hug and told him I was sorry for wrecking the car. He had laughed & told me everything will be OK & we are going to get the car fixed. I'm so glad no one was hurt. I now have this BEAUTIFUL BMW that I drive everywhere! I want to Thank my parents for everything you guys have done for me (Including getting my car fixed)| wanna thank you again, Mom Katie) &Dad for everything that you do for me! I wouldn't wanna have any other cool parents as y'all! I love y'all soooo much!
"today is national middle child day. Venmo is open tia"
Lilli
why did it take us 45 minutes to get out of mchenry on our annual trip to keokuk?
we got tricked with the ol' banana in the tailpipe, we went down coral about 85 times before we finally turned down the right road. we were all half asleep when brant finally looked up after the third loop and said "why are we going down coral?"
santa did what?
came in brants stocking...
three items puppy would bring...
ball, moms sweatshirt, his water bowl
How did Elle scare mom and nearly get grounded at the ripe age of 23?
Note: I was trying to scare my mom from the closet & yes I got in trouble
So last night I pulled one of the best pranks ever on my parents ( they definitely didn't find it funny at all. ) | texted my mom telling her to bring me my inhaler and that I needed to show her something, she didn't reply so then I kept blowing up her phone. They obviously didn't see that | had came inside from fishing so they freaked out and thought I had fell into the water and my whole family started to call my name & had searched the whole house. when I was sitting in my moms closet with the lights off with a blanket over me (the whole entire time). My dad was calling my name and I couldn't help but giggle and I soon popped out and came out of the room & was standing in the hallway and my mom said "Elle that was not funny" and yes mom literally chucked my inhaler at me
"made an awesome tuna sub" (like thank you for letting us know) (mind you no one said anything in the chat for 5 days prior to this text)
LEB