Dad Knowledge
Business 101 commands one to do this to their portfolio
Diversification
Mom's high school
Taylor
The Country Roads lead to here
West Virginia
The number of blade rotations per second on the turbo boosted, dual axil, all wheel drive John Deer Lawn Destroyer 90JWT x 850 Supreme
Enough
Champ's freshman year dorm
Emerson
Yoda lived in the swamps of this planet
Dagobah
Cincinnati Gallenstein HQ couldn't get this outdoor amenity because of the "sewer system" or some other fabrication
Pool
The southern most Gallenstein residence
Florida HQ
The ex manager of Sherwin Williams where Murf worked
(Walt)er White
The unique alcoholic abomination served exclusively at Brick Street, notably named after Miami itself
Trashcan
Dad's cousin who isn't really a cousin
Vinny
Jim's middle name
Idk but Mom knows
The only states not to change the clocks back are Hawai'i and this Bible Belt state
Arizona
If Guy buys 10 stock option buy puts of SMD (Strategic Metals Diversified) each priced at $8, how much money has he blown?
$80 idk
The hockey team in Chicago
Blackhawks
In the Office, Creed Bratton is played by this actor
Creed Bratton
Number of fluid ounces in a gallon
128
According to Jim Gaffigan, the South wakes up and eats two helpings of this food
Cement (a few answers are acceptable)
The delicious brewery snooging atop Jeff Hill
Jackie O's
This ogre tried throwing out the entire Five Fams in Champ's dorm (occupation acceptable)
That beachball of an RA
The most famous and notable geyser out West
Old Faithful
The heaviest Gallenstein baby
Zach (I think)
A 'buggie' at the shopping store is known as this in the North
While an Ohio State failed to get past the first round of March Madness and Miami was busy not being in the tournament altogether, Ohio University defeated this school to launch Athens into the stratosphere
Virginia U
The capital of Ethiopia
Addis Ababa