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100

Woke up very early to spend time with God 

Who is Jesus ? 

100

This is how many times Peter denied Jesus

what 3 times

100

this is where Paul and Barnabas were headed

Where is Jerusalem 

100

This  is the city that God told Jonah to go 

Where is Nineveh ? 

100

Who was the smartest man in the Bible?

Abraham. He knew a Lot.

200

Later in the day people gather around Jesus for...

What is to tell stories, and to help and to heal people ?

200

Since Jesus had been crucified, He had appeared to them ______

What is twice ? 

200

This is why the Jews were arguing

What is because they had different beliefs about christ

200

This is how many days Jonah said Nineveh would be overthrown. 

What is 40 days ?

200

 Who was the fastest runner in the race?

Adam, because he was first in the human race.

300

After Jesus finished praying to God is heart was full of ….

  What is love? 

300

This person jumped out of the boat

Who is Peter ? 

300

What two disciples went to Jerusalem to speak? 

Paul and barnabas

300

This is the city Jonah sailed to 

Where is Tarshish ? 

300

Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?

Because he knew there was something fishy about it.

400

Jesus spoke to God in the morning because it was....

What is quiet? 

400

When Jesus asked Peter if he loved him Jesus told him to take care of his _____

What is his sheep ?

400

This disciple stood up when everyone was arguing.

Who is peter

400

This is why Jonah told the men to throw him into the sea.  

What is so he could die? 

400

How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

By his net income.

500

This is what Jesus asked God when he was silently praying in his head

What is help Him heal the sick, to tell the right stories, to be kind and patient ? 

500

Jesus asked Peter three times if he loved him to show Peter.... 

What is forgiveness ? 

500

(fill in the blank)God who knows the heart showed that he accepted them by giving the ________ to them, just as he did to us

what is the holy sprit?

500

This is how many people God said did not know their lefts & rights 

What is 120,000 ? 

500

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Samson. He brought the house down.