Tricky
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried!
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter ‘W’
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A widow
What has one eye but can’t see anything at all?
A needle
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
A glove
I have one head, one foot, and four legs. What am I?
Your bed
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What goes up but never ever comes down?
Your age
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
A candle
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All 12
What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
A coin
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi