Office drama!
“Quick call?” actually lasts for how long?
At least 45 mins
What does “Please advise” mean in an official mail?
You fix it, I’m out.
Finish the line: “Rahul, naam toh _____.”
suna hoga
This is what a husband says when he doesn’t know the answer but wants to survive:
Ans: “You’re right, jaan.”
This item is always given free—whether you want it or not.
Ans: What is dhaniya (coriander)
What does “As per my last email” really mean?
You clearly didn’t read what I wrote earlier.
What’s a “server issue” actually mean in meetings?
Excuse for delay
What happens when Karan Arjun actually come back?
Family reunion + flashback montage
The husband bought this without asking and will now face 3 days of cold war.
Ans: What is a new phone, bike accessory, or random Amazon item?
What’s the aunty’s favorite bargaining line?
Ans: “Pichhli baar toh 20 mein diya tha!”
What is the polite way to say “I have no clue” on a work call?
"Let me check and get back to you”
What’s the polite way to say “I don’t trust your data”?
“Can you please confirm the numbers once again?”
Who said: “Mogambo khush hua”?
Amrish Puri in Mr. India
This is the husband's reaction when asked, “What did I wear on our first date?”
Ans: Internal panic, followed by random guess and prayer.
This vegetable’s price increase becomes national news every year.
Ans: What is pyaaz (onion)
“As discussed offline” actually means…?
I already told you, don’t make me repeat
What does “Looping in XYZ” mean in desi office culture?
I’m escalating this, good luck
This actor is known for removing his shirt more often than he delivers dialogue
Salman Khan
This secret skill all wives possess but deny.
Ans: Knowing when the husband is lying, even through a text.
What’s the sabziwala’s go-to lie when you question freshness?
Ans: “Subah mandi se laaya hoon!”
What’s the most common lie in virtual meetings?
Sorry, I was on mute”
What is “Let’s explore this further” or “Interesting point”?
This is what a manager says instead of “No.”
This movie taught us that a student can live in a palace, dance every hour, and still get a 95% average.
Student of the Year
The wife’s “I’m fine” actually means this:
Ans: “You better fix this or start sleeping on the sofa.”
What is walking away slowly and dramatically
Ans: This is the international sign of “I’m not paying that much.”