Parent Survival
This caffeinated drink becomes a new parent’s best friend after sleepless nights.
What is coffee?
In this rhyme, a spider repeatedly climbs up despite experiencing what can only be described as extreme weather trauma.
What is Itsy Bitsy Spider?
Babies are born with about 300 of these, but adults only have 206.
What is bones?
This old wives’ tale says severe heartburn during pregnancy means baby will be born with a lot of this.
What is a lot of hair?
This was Mom’s biggest pregnancy craving.
What is a Redbull/Yerba Mate?
The term for sleeping when your baby sleeps — advice given to almost every new parent.
What is “sleep when the baby sleeps”?
In this rhyme, a certain ingredient falls off a wall, resulting in a royal emergency that even all the king’s horses and men cannot fix.
What is Humpty Dumpty?
This reflex causes babies to suddenly throw out their arms and legs as if they’re falling.
What is the Moro reflex (startle reflex)?
According to myth, carrying the baby high means it’s this, while low means it’s the opposite.
What is the baby’s gender?
Who takes longer to get ready?
Who is Jeshuah?
This baby item helps soothe infants to sleep but may mysteriously disappear at 3 a.m.
What is a pacifier?
Often mistaken as a sweet lullaby, the original lyrics of this classic rhyme actually include stars “falling” and darker 1800s symbolism.
What is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
Newborns can recognize this person’s voice immediately after birth because they’ve heard it most in the womb.
Who is their mother?
This dangling jewelry test claims if it swings in a circle it’s a girl, and back-and-forth means a boy.
What is the ring (or pendulum) test?
Who is Dylon?
Pediatricians often recommend introducing this noise to help babies sleep because it mimics the womb.
What is white noise?
This very hungry main character eats through an entire buffet before finally becoming a butterfly.
What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
This common newborn condition causes yellowing of the skin and eyes and is treated with special blue light therapy.
What is jaundice?
This myth claims if a pregnant person’s nose spreads or gets wider, they’re having this.
What is a girl?
This is the first thing they bought specifically for the baby.
What is a onesie?
This parenting skill allows adults to function on 3 hours of sleep and pure delusion.
What is survival mode? (or being a parent)
This bedtime book famously includes the line about whispering goodnight to “nobody", including the planets and stars.
What is Goodnight Moon?
At birth, a baby’s brain is about 25% of adult size but reaches about 80% by this age.
What is around 2 years old?
According to this Old Wives' tale, if baby's heartbeat is over 140, it is said to be what?
What is a girl?
What is Dylon's absolute rule when it comes to naming their kids?
What is all E-first names?