Finish that quote
“'R' is one of the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not..."
"Mukduk"
I understand nothing
Michael Scott
In S1E2 "Diversity Day": What famous comedian's stand up routine does Michael imitate?
Chris Rock
In S2E10 "Christmas Party": Who ends up with the Video iPod at the end of the episode?
Dwight
Why did Michael schedule his Jamaica trip for the end of December?
You see that line on top of the shrimp?
"that's feces"
In any cheating movie, any person getting cheated on is the hero. You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyonce.
Andy Bernard
In S1E4 "The Alliance": How much money does Michael donate to Oscar's nephew's charity, not realizing it is a walk-a-thon and the amount is per mile?
25$
In S2E14 "The Carpet": Who is responsible for Michael's foul smelling carpet?
Todd Packer
What does Michael put in Toby's desk in order to frame him for drug possession?
Caprese salad
What does Andy say when he sees the topless picture of Jan taken in Jamaica?
"Boring. Call me if she rolls over"
Blink once if you want me to pull the plug
Dwight Schrute
In S2E1 "The Dundies": What Dundie award does Phyllis take home?
The Bushiest Beaver Dundie
What is Toby's daughters name?
Sasha
What is the name of the insurance salesman that Michael thinks is part of the Mafia?
Gotti
"Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses..."
"second only to the neck"
I am one of the few people who look hot eating a cupcake
Kelly
In S2E2 "Sexual Harassment": What is on Todd Packer's vanity license plate?
WLHUNG
Who did John Krasinski originally audition for??
Dwight Schrute
When did Ryan and Kelly hook up for the first time?
The day before valentines day
"Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice"
"Strike three."
"Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.
Stanley
In S3E6 "Diwali" What does Michael mistakenly believe Diwali is?
Hindu Halloween
What is Roy's brother named?
Kenny
What did Ryan leave in the toaster oven that caused the fire in the episode, "The Fire"?
His cheese pita