Kids
Jane was hot
Tarzan
This is a movie about a man who runs and enjoys cutting grass...how can you hate it?? Shout-out to the old lady at the bus stop for being the nicest person ever. Bless her soul.
Forrest Gump
a small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other. hilarity ensues
Home Alone
“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!”
ONE OF THE GREATEST LINES OF ALL TIME.
Dumb and Dumber
does Disney know they produced a pro union musical
Newsies (2017)
OH GOSH WHEN THEY START SINGING THAT AWFUL VERSION OF "BE OUR GUEST" I WANTED DEATH.
The one star is solely for Kristen Chenoweth. That is all.
Descendants
Thinking about why in this movie Ben Affleck added a shot of him just flexing his abs in the mirror, for no apparent reason.
Argo
I personally fully support laura dern inheriting the earth
Jurassic Park
The way I escaped the theatre as soon as the words “Written and Directed by Tom Hooper” appeared.
Cats (2019)
an uplifting, complicated coming-of-age story about teens dealing with/raising awareness of mental illness and coming closer together in the face of tragedy or a horror movie about a sociopathic loser who straight up tortures a grieving family with aggressively maudlin, "feel-good" pop numbers that turn a literal dead kid into a branded, viral puppet because it increases his social capital?
Dear Evan Hansen
This may be a meme but it's also a great movie
Shrek
Colin Firth invented the chubby bunny challenge
The King's Speech
in this sequel to the horror classic, the evil toys' reign of terror continues as they cause numerous traffic accidents and conspire to prevent a hardworking businessman from realizing his dream and gaining a fortune
Toy Story 2
Boy sends emoji over text to a girl.
Girl: Wow, I like how you can express your emotions.
Josh kills himself
The Emoji Movie
106 degrees in a New York blackout and these boys are wearing hoodies and jeans. toxic masculinity is killing our men
In the Heights
From the director of Cats Don't Dance...
A pig sings Spice Girls karaoke and jokes about frozen pee
yea...
Chicken Little
really fun to play the "who can name the cameo actor fastest" game with whoever you're watching with
The Muppets
still don't really get why she ends up with a really big bear and not the sexy candle
Beauty and the Beast
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four Beasts saying, "Come and See," and I saw, and behold, a meerkat standing on its hind legs, arms pressed against its chest in seeming terror, as though it were being compelled by electrical current, but NOT a real meerkat, a computer generated simulation of one, rendered sterile and grotesque for the sole purpose of adhering to an arbitrary and inert concept of 'realism.'
The lion King (2019)
Only Steven Spielberg could make a shot of someone standing in a puddle one of the most beautiful images of the year.
West Side Story (2021)
"You remember when you were like 12 and you were like 'nobody look at me or I'll kill myself'?" - John Mulaney
Turning Red
Through a biotech miracle, a white guy gets to have dreads
Avatar
I saw this with my nieces at the theater and at that One point in the movie, the 3 year old very loudly asked me "why his dad is dead?" and honestly? tea
Home Alone
Taylor Lautner’s dream bop should have been up for best original song
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
THEATRE KIDS’ AVENGERS ENDGAME
Hamilton