Dad Jokes
It takes this many tickles to make a squid laugh
what is ten tickles (tentacles)?
This mammal can't jump
What is an elephant?
Some of the poses in this are tree, cat, cow, crow
What is yoga?
"On Wednesdays we wear pink"
What is Mean Girls? (Karen Smith)
Host of the Ellen Show
Who is Ellen DeGeneres?
Bears with no ears
What is B?
This animals shell is bulletproof
What is an armadillo?
Healing group involving horses
Equine Therapy
"F is for friends who do stuff together"
Who is Spongebob?
Sings the hit song Born This Way
Who is Lady Gaga?
The reason Derek is suspicious of stairs
They are always up to something
Animal with the longest lifespan
What is the Giant Tortoise?
HALT stands for
What is Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired?
"Lovin is what I got, I said remember that"
Who is Sublime?
Transgender actor famous for roles in "Juno," "Hard Candy," "Tallulah," and "Inception,"
Who is Elliot Page?
When prisoners take their own mugshots
What are cellfies?
The only mammal that can fly
What is a bat?
The opposite of addiction is not sobriety, it is..
(hint: from a ted talk by Johann Hari)
What is connection?
"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!"
Who is Dr. Seuss?
Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory
Who is Jim Parsons?
A beehive without an exit
Unbelievable
This animal poops cubes
What is a wombat?
EMDR stands for
What is Eye Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing?
"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica"
Who is Jim from the Office?
Bisexual lead singer of Greenday
Who is Billie Joe Armstrong?