Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do anything
One day, I’m going to make the onions cry.
Baby Animals
I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.
A balanced diet simply means having cupcakes in each hand.
100

To go back and forth between choices

A:  Roundabout.  B:  Waver

B:  Waver

100

A person who is cruel or dishonest

A: Scoundrel.    B: Defenestrate

A:  Scoundrel

100

Young male fur seal

A: Holluschick.    B: Elver

A:  Holluschick

100

A disturbance of commotion typically caused by a dispute or conflict.

A: Bamboozle.    B:  Kerfuffle

B:   Kerfuffle

100

A singer, especially of folk songs

A:  Ecosystem.  B: Troubadour

B: Troubadour

200

To move or act too slowly; to waste time (500 Extra Points

A: Swagger.     B: Dillydally

B:  Dillldally

200
To make someone unable to think clearly.

A: Befuddle.   B:  Domesticate

A:  Befuddle

200

Young Swan

A:  Elver.  B:  Cygnet

B: Cygnet

200

To make someone very angry or annoyed

A:  Exasperate.   B:  Debug

A:  Exasperate

200

Lying down

A: Recumbent.   B: Squeegee

A:  Recumbent

300

To struggle to overcome something

A:  Contend.    B: Skyrocket

A:  Contend

300

The ability to stay cool in difficult or dangerous situations (300 Extra Points)

A:  Sangfroid  (sahng-FRWAH)   B:   Alias

A:  Sangfroid

300

A Young Eel (200 Extra Points)

A: Elver.   B: Wiggler

A: Elver

300

An action intended to deceive or trick.

A:  Ruse.    B: Omnibus

A: Ruse

300

A person or thing that announces the arrival of another person or thing

A:  Harbinger.     B: Demolish

A:  Harbinger

400

Behaving in a rude way; not polite or socially acceptable. (600 Point question)

A:  Uncouth.     B:  Beneficiary

A:  Uncouth

400

A person with old-fashioned ideas and attitudes

A: Jubilee.   B:  Fuddy-duddy

B:   Fuddy-duddy

400
Chick of the large birds called peafowl

A: Peachick.     B:  Spat

A:  Peachick

400

A number equal to 1 followed by 24 zeros (100 Extra Points)

A:  Pachyderm.   B:  Septillion

B:  Septillion

400

A decoratively curved line or shape

A:  Curlicue.   B:  Ponder

A: Curlicue

500

A silly flighty person 

A: Flibbertigibbet.   B: Antenna

A:  Flibbertigibbet

500
A person who frequently put off doing things

A:  Incognito.   B:  Procrastinator 

B:  Procrastinator

500

The immature stages of a developing mosquito

A: Spat.   B:  Wiggler

B:  Wiggler

500

A ghostly counterpart or lookalike of a living person

A: Doppelganger.   B: Rubberneck

A:  Doppelganger

500

Lasting a very short time

A:  Marine.  B:  Ephemeral

B:  Ephemeral