Joey's Misfortunes
This insect climbed on my crouch while at the UC tennis courts.
Praying Mantis.
After a July 2019 scandal this person got sentenced to 20 years in one of the highest rated prisons in America.
Ghislaine Maxwell
What percentage of dog and cat owners in the United States would date their animal if they were human? (Based on a survey of pet owners across the USA)
31% (In the Stats category if no one gets the answer the closest person to it will not take the penalty for getting it wrong as long as all players answer)
In Maine it is illegal to park in front of this popular coffee shop.
Dunkin Donuts
While eating out this person's stupidity rivaled that of a child when they were not skilled enough to use the proper utensils and were offered child version of the utensil.
Payton (Chopstick incident)
On the way to this restaurant Payton and I were meeting Graham, Tom, and Griffin at when a scooter ride and Payton's expert driving skills caused my skin to stain the roads of UC.
Mr. Sushi
This master of time and black-holes married his care giver after a controversial divorce from his former wife.
Stephen Hawking
African Americans are this percentage of the total chicken consumption in the United States.
15% (In the Stats category if no one gets the answer the closest person to it will not take the penalty for getting it wrong as long as all players answer)
In Maryland it is illegal to wear sleeveless shirts in this public area.
The Park
This person has touched me the most out of any friend in the entire group.
Gavin
In 2021 while standing completely still this amount of ligaments were broken in my knee.
One (MPFL)
After many controversies including Travelgate this person was caught in another one by making most of his money unethically from cattle.
Bill Clinton
In America under the age of 50 this percentage of people have oral Herpes.
67% (In the Stats category if no one gets the answer the closest person to it will not take the penalty for getting it wrong as long as all players answer)
In Connecticut a pickle must be able to do this one thing or it is illegal to sell.
Bounce
This person managed to injure themselves on campus and asked me for help in which I managed to eat concrete while running to help them.
Graham (foot incident)
At the age of 12 I had this sanitary product fall on my foot and consequently lost a toenail.
Lysol can
This prince of crime lost all of his military honors after not giving up sexual misconduct.
Prince Andrew
In September of 2024 Donald Trump came out and so kindly INFORMED the public, "They're eating the dogs" referring to the Haitians in Springfield Ohio. Therefore this percentage of the population of Springfield were eating the dogs in September 2024.
20-25% Any number in this range counts as the answer. (In the Stats category if no one gets the answer the closest person to it will not take the penalty for getting it wrong as long as all players answer)
In this state it is illegal for a Donkey to sleep in a bathtub.
Arizona
While I was asleep this person decided to join me in my slumber and slept with me without me even knowing.
Brody (the Gay incident)
If I had keep going during the marathon instead of quitting at mile 18 what would have happened to me.
Testicular Torsion
After years of controversy this actor fled to Israel to star in propaganda promoting Israel patriotism.
Woody Allen
Adolf Hitler was many things but Jewish was not one of them. What percentage of Hitler was German. (Austrian-German counts as German)
100% This was only possible through inbreeding in which he has a inbreeding coefficient of about 3.2% (In the Stats category if no one gets the answer the closest person to it will not take the penalty for getting it wrong as long as all players answer)
In New Mexico a certain type of people are banned from voting.
Idiots
This person was the first person to call me a Jew.
Graham Ferguson (The catalyst for all my pain and sorrow incident)