Guess the Day
The second day of the week.
Monday
Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed. What am I?
A mask
Last day of the week
Saturday
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication or division?
Drop the "S"
The fourth and third days of the week
Wednesday and Tuesday
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The man is bald
The fifth day of the week
Thursday
What do you call a pickle that delivers mail?
A dillivery man!
The sixth day of the week.
Friday
What has toes but no feet or legs?
Tomatoes