I Need A Job
Money from your paycheck paid to both the state and federal government.
What are INCOME TAXXES?
The money that you give to your landlord each month.
What is RENT?
The Colonel ssays it's finger lickin' good.
What is Kentucky fried chicken?
3 utilities that most people pay for when living in a home or apartment.
What are ELECTRICITY, WATER, AND GAS?
Someone who fixes teeth.
Who is a DENTIST?
Use this to make sure you are up on time and ready to go to work.
What is an alarm clock?
The device used to wash clothes using soap.
What is a WASHING MACHINE?
The absolute worst food served at PDC.
What is CHILI VERDE?
A way to track your monthly income to spending ratio so you don't go broke.
What is a budget?
The person who sucks their teeth and says in just a minute we will go to work.
What is a TIM?
Time given to an emloyee during work so they can eat.
What is a LUNCH BREAK?
Tasks that are done around the house.
What are CHORES?
They're the 3 flavors in neopolitan ice crem.
What is VANILLA, CHOCOLATE, AND STRAWBERRY?
Known as a complete waste of hard earned money.
What is buying tickets to a Raiders game?
The most famous member of Destiny's Child.
Who is BEYONCE?
Paper work needed to show employers what skills you have for the job.
What is an EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION?
Where you might live if you don't pay your rent.
What is IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER/ UNDER A BRIDGE?
Breakfast item that comes from a pigs belly.
What is BACON?
A percentage of your meal ticket price that you leave for the waiter or waitress.
What is a TIP/ GRATUITY ?
The NFL team who's Stadium was the only thing to go to the Super Bowl since 1983 .
Who are the Raiders?
The number of hours worked per week at a full time job.
What is 40 hours?
A cash payment given to the landlord prior to moving in that ensures you will take care of the home.
What is a security deposit?
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
What is a BIG MAC?
Type of account most people use to pay bills from.
What is a checking account?
The most notorious gang at PDC.
What is the GBG?