Tinder Profiles
Just a chill guy who loves animals and long cruises during stormy weather. I build things with my hands and I'm great with logistics. Looking for someone who’s ready to weather the storms of life with me.
Who is Noah?
A TikTok sub-community where people cry over morally grey fictional men, and 5-star reviews often start with "This destroyed me."
What is Booktok?
Family can't agree on who gets the chair, and it escalates into a multi-season war.
What is Game of Thrones?
The One That's Just a Giant Pointy Triangle.
What is the Eiffel Tower?
This Argentine soccer star is often compared to Pelé and Maradona.
Who is Lionel Messi?
I'm a hardworking, loyal woman. I’m big on kindness and commitment - your people will be my people. Bonus points if you won't freak out when you find me laying at your feet in the middle of the night.
Who is Ruth?
The Oxford 'Word of the Year' in 2024 means perceived mental decay by the overconsumption of trivial information.
What is brainrot?
Man-child with a badge annoys his coworkers into solving crimes. Everyone is weirdly okay with it.
What is Brooklyn 99?
The One That Leans But Never Falls.
What is the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
This American gymnast has won more World Championship medals than any other gymnast in history.
Who is Simone Biles?
Gym rat. Hair goals. Kinda struggle with anger issues and boundaries.
Who is Samson?
Sort of an extension of GRWM videos, these types of videos go beyond morning routines.
An introverted bookworm expresses affection the only way he knows how — murder.
What is You?
The One With All the Faces on a Rock.
What is Mount Rushmore?
This tennis legend has won 20 Grand Slam titles and has both Swiss and South African heritage.
Who is Roger Federer?
Doubt is my love language. Need proof before I commit. Missed one meeting with Jesus and never heard the end of it.
Who is (Doubting) Thomas?
A duet is a side-by-side video while this feature allows you to "thread" a video of your own.
What is a stitch?
A barista's nightmare: six customers never leave, never tip, and bring all their drama with them. They also clap 4 times each episode.
What is Friends?
The One the Incas Built Just to Flex.
What is Machu Picchu?
This Dutch driver won three consecutive Formula 1 World Championships starting in 2021 and races for Red Bull Racing.
Who is Max Verstappen?
Desert vibes only. I live off the grid, eat organic, and speak truth even when it costs me everything. Swipe right if you love repentance and wild beards.
Who is John the Baptist?
A two-word term for the brief delay before speaking on TikToks made by those in their late 20s to early 40s.
What is a millennial pause?
A bunch of men in flat caps play Monopoly with real cities and real bodies.
What is Peaky Blinders?
The One That Might Be a Calendar... or a Giant's Picnic Table.
What is Stonehenge?
This U.S. open champion golfer grew up in Northern Ireland but plays internationally for regular Ireland.
Who is Rory McIlroy?