Driving Me Crazy
These are the two types of oil that cars can run on
What is Synthetic and Conventional?
On your stovetop, you should clean these on a weekly basis
What are drip pans?
Contrary to popular belief, these play a key role in fighting infections and disease. However, when exceeding 103 degrees or lasting longer than 3 days it’s time to see the doctor.
What is a fever?
This is the proper way to put out a grease fire
What is cover it?
Road work ahead?
What is UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES?
The pattern used to tighten the lugnuts on a tire is in the shape of this
What is a star?
Separate your laundry into these three categories
What are whites, darks, and colors?
These contain a version of a dead or deactivated virus. In other words, it can’t make you sick
What are vaccines?
When cooking with butter, you should put your stove top on this setting to avoid burning and smoke
What is medium heat?
Hurricane Katrina?
What is More like Hurricane Tortilla?
Every 5,000 or 6,000 miles, you should rotate these
What are your tires?
In order to avoid lingering smells, spray this kitchen item with Lysol ™ disinfectant spray
What is the trash can?
Failure to complete these will result in the production of resistant bacteria, otherwise known as a superbug
What are antibiotics?
To avoid electrical fires, you should always do this to your kitchen appliances after using them
What is unplug them?
Two bros chillin’ in a hot tub
What is 5 feet apart because they’re not gay?
On a set of jumper cables, positive is red, and negative is this color
What is black?
Warm water and a liquid multi-purpose cleaner work best when cleaning these types of floors
What is linoleum tiling?
This common over the counter medicine is beneficial for reducing swelling
What is Advil/Ibuprofin?
In MCC’s dorms, you have approximately this long to turn off the initial alarm in your suite, before setting off the whole building
What is 30 seconds to 1 Minute?
Girl, you thicker than
What is a bowl of oatmeal?
When your engine is overheating, you can do this to revert the heat away from the engine
What is turn on your heat and fan?
Never store these two chemicals next to each other, or a toxic and potentially explosive liquid may be formed
What are ammonia and bleach?
This over the counter medication is both a pain reliever and antipyretic
Tylenol/Acetaminophen
If a fire begins in your oven you should close the oven door and turn off this.
What is the heat source?
Mother Trucker dude
What is, That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick?