Auditor Names
This auditor has at least a cow.
Who is Kergan Chappel?
This is stuff you drink. It tastes like nothing, but somehow helps your body...
What is water?
What is a four-chin teller?
This individual was the first VP of Internal Audit. (First name only)
Who is Ray?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
This auditor has a spouse who's name is the same as an individual in my family.
Who is Kathy Flinn?
The scientific formula NaCl is the formula for which household product?
What is salt?
This is how you turn a dad bod into a pirate bod.
What is doing planks?
A bakery chain has a statistical model that can be used to predict daily sales at individual stores based on a direct relationship to the cost of ingredients used and an inverse relationship to rainy days. What conditions would an auditor look for as an indicator of employee theft of food from a specific store?
B. On a sunny day, total sales are less than expected when compared to the cost of ingredients used.
Could I take a horse, if I was given enough prep time?
This member of Management has the greatest audit team.
Who is Lindsey Odaffer?
Under the tutelage of legendary golfer Chubbs Peterson, this golfer once beat Shooter McGavin in the tour championship for his grandmother's home.
Who is Happy Gilmore?
This bear is the most condescending.
What is a pan... duh?
This is the wrong way to pronounce this country.
What is united states of america?
This is the reason one may decide to wear long pants outside after the spring season has begun.
What is there is no reason to wear long pants outside after the spring season has begun?
This auditor once went to a Monday night football game while leading an audit.
Who is Lance Gooder?
This is the greatest element ever discovered by human beings.
What is the element of surprise?
This is an area you store dad jokes.
What is a dad-abase?
This individual sits directly across from my office at Leggett?
Who is Sarah Peterson?
Can a Branch operate without a perpetual inventory?
Yes, they can.
This individual once got upset with another auditor for missing the same turn twice in Kentucky.
Who is Jacki Allen?
This NFL team is the greatest football team of all time.
Who is the 1972 Miami Dolphins?
This is the occupation the lawyer got after he was fired.
What is a sue chef?
This individual once brought a 30 pack in to work, to give to another co-worker as a "wedding present".
Who is Wayner?
What is the name of the most northern country in North America?
What is Greenland?