Childhood
Where was Linda born?
Logan, Utah
What is Linda's favorite color?
Yellow
What was Linda's undergrad in?
Interior Design
How many siblings does Linda have?
Crystal, Carrie, Geraldine, David, Craig, Dale, Jeff
7
In what competition did Linda famously find herself on the podium as a child?
Hopscotch
What was Linda's nickname growing up?
Quilda Kay
What is Linda's favorite candy?
Chocolate covered cinnamon bears
What was the make of the first car Linda bought?
Subaru
What is Linda's only weakness in the kitchen?
Grilled Cheese
One day, Jeff got in the car with Linda. Without her noticing, one of her other brothers had snuck into the back seat.
While stopped at a stop sign, the intruder grabbed Linda and she screamed, stopped the car, jumped out, and yelled for Jeff to bail too.
Who was this intruder?
Craig
In what subject did Linda earn the title Sterling Scholar?
Art
What is Linda's favorite band/artist?
Carly Simon
On her mission in Italy, during a troubling time, what was Linda's tentative plan to get sent home?
Breaking her leg
Complete a famous quote from Linda
"Why did ____ turn himself into Scabbers?"
Marty Crouch
When Linda was dating Derk, her mom showed them some pajamas that she had made. What did Derk call these pajamas?
A) Passion suppressant
B) Instant birth control
C) One-look vasectomy
D) Celibacy starter pack
B. Instant birth control
What was Linda nominated as in her yearbook for high school?
Class clown
When Linda was a little girl, what was her favorite thing to do while visiting Laketown?
Walk to the general store to get a treat
In her 20s, Linda had to get some cancer removed from what part of her body?
A) Hand
B) Wrist
C) Shin
D) Ankle
D) Ankle
Austria (other neighboring countries acceptable)
When Linda lived on 8th north in Logan, there was a bathroom that she and Crystal would reportedly fight over "a lot."
One day, said reporter came downstairs and found himself at the scene of Crystal locking Linda out of the bathroom. Remembering the scene, he says, "Let's just say she was not very well dressed."
Who was it?
David
Carrie recalls that, during Christmas, Linda would help her sisters make gifts they could give out to other people. They would make candles and little square stuffed characters. What did they call these stuffed characters?
Its
Who was Linda's best friend growing up?
A) Mary
B) Gina
C) Donna
D) Sandra
B) Gina
David recalls Linda becoming frustrated with her college job. She would spend time consulting customers and helping them find exactly what they wanted, only for them to go elsewhere to make the purchase. What establishment was this?
Sherman Williams
Name one of Linda's roommates before she got married.
Terri, Jane, and Jeri
Linda is a real one and will help anyone in need. Crystal once moved to Gainesville Florida and needed someone to drive their with her. Linda made the trip with her sister. On the way, they stopped in New Orleans. When they got back to their crappy hotel, what did they find infesting their room?
Giant Cockroaches
"we checked out of that hotel and the next one had smaller roaches" - Crystal