Floofs
This Crider cat loooves catnip
Jackson
Highest grossing, non-chocolate candy in US
Skittles
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal
Thomas Jefferson
Texas
Lindsay's favorite holiday
Christmas (bend over and I'll show you also accepted)
Its 6am, Jackson is meowing at the foot of the bed. This is what she wants
Wet food
Cadbury eggs
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Shania Twain
The favorite perch of speckled frogs
Speckled logs
Lindsays favorite cocktail
Moscow mule
Its 4pm. Construction workers are in the house...no cat's to be found. If they aren't on the front porch, they are here
Under the bed
Reeses Cups
And I was never good at telling jokes, but the punchline goes, I'll get older, but your lovers stay my age
Taylor Swift
Lindsay enjoyed this snack while en-route to the hospital for delivery. Unfortunately no discounts for being 5cm dilated
Frozen yogurt / ice cream
Lindsays Taco Bell order
Crunchy beef taco supreme x2-?
There is no way
Right or left? A manipulative and non-sensical marketing campaign asks you to choose when buying this candy
Twix
"Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted. He lived happily ever after.”
Roald Dahl
A term for pent up energy. This childrens music group formed in Sydney in 1991.
The Wiggles
Lindsays pre-pregnancy Starbucks order
Iced latte
In this asian country cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die
Japan
In 2020, this was voted as the worst candy in America
Candy corn
Pourin' salt in my sugar won't make yours any sweeter
Kasey Musgraves
"____ there it is" This infant disease is also known as pertusis
Whooping cough
Lindsay's favorite video game
Mario