Our Queen
"I've seen it on GEOGUESSER!"
Boneslaw and Marzalek
"Karl, this subject isn't even real"
the American mind cannot comprehend...
200

the artist that famously interupted Taylor on stage at the 2009 as she tried to accept the MTV music award for best female video

Who is Kanye West?  or the artist formerly known as Kanye West?  or Ye?  or.... you get the point.

200

the King James bible refers to it as the "Salt Sea".

What is the Dead Sea?

200

Our eldest dogs Full Name

Who is Mr. Leroy Bones Dolenz?

200

this type of rock is formed when lava or magma rises to the surface and cools

what is Igneous rock?

200

this Polish tradition, analogous to senior prom in the USA,  is meant to be a celebration in Polish high schools that takes place 100 days before tests.  It is a common occurrence for both teachers and students to partake of alcoholic beverages together at this event

what is StudniĆ³wka?

400

the name of the Taylor Swift documentary on netflix in 2020

What is Miss Americana?

400

The green spaces of "Parks and Recreation" can be found in fictional Pawnee in this real midwestern United State.

What is Indiana?

400

A common form of birth control.  Also the most impressive thing Marshal has eaten and passed.  two.... actually

What is a Condom?

400

the full name of DNA

what is Deoxyribonucleic acid

400

this "luxury Item" can be found in every home in the US, but Europeans don't seem to think it is as cool.

What is air conditioning?

600

the name of Taylor Swift's debut tour

What is the Fearless tour?

600

Auckland, the chief port city of this country, was once its capital.

What is New Zealand?

600

A person addicted to the drug "crack"  also the nickname for Mr. Bones when he was still a puppy

What is a Crackhead?

600

this helpful little eukaryotic creature is more related to Humans than other microscopic organisms like bacteria.  Commonly used in fermentation and in bread bread.

What is Saccharomyces cerevisiae

also accept Yeast, but ya boring.

600

this is the year the M1 line opened in Warsaw, Poland

When is 1995?  (April, in case you were wondering)

800

This type of jewelry is typical for fans to wear to the Era's tour of Taylor Swift

Friendship Bracelets

800

The name of this smallest South American country can be spelled with or without an "e"

What is Suriname?
800

this type of organism is responsible for the "frito-y" smell characteristic of dog's paws.

What is a bacteria? 

800

CO2 + H2O ---> C6H12O6 + O2

(carbon dioxide and water reacts to make sugar and oxygen)

What is the chemical equation for Photosynthesis?

800

this Dynasty, lasting from about 960-1370 in Poland is unlike any other family in the US.... because we don't bow down to kings!  just... corporations...

(extra hint: the first king of Poland, Boleslaw I, was a member of this family)

What is the Piast Dynasty?

1000

the name, team, AND JERSEY NUMBER of Taylor's boyfriend

Who is TRAVIS KELCE playing for the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, wearing jersey number 87

1000

This capital that shares its name with its country lies about 12 miles (~19km) inland from Italy's Adriatic coast

What is San Marino?

1000

this disease in Jack-Russel terriers tends to exhibit symptoms like an over sized head, shorter limbs, and an elongated body (as opposed to a more square shape).   Come to think of it.... it looks a lot like Marshal

What is Dwarfism?

1000

this hormone is secreted by the CORPUS LUTEUM after ovulation, stimulating the thickening of the endometrium and is afterword secreted by the PLACENTA during pregnancy.

It is also commonly known as the "female hormone"

What is Estrogen.  Or estradiol, Oestrogen, Oestradiol b/c scientists can't seem to make up their freakin mind.

Also accept Progesterone.  Because i'm assuming Jan might be the only one to answer this one and progesterone is also correct.

1000

the average car payment in the United states according to Nerdwallet.com 

What is $515-$750? (accepted answers)


($738/month for new  $532 for old, if you were curious)