"I got my drivers license last week..."
"... just like we always talked about"
What is the name of Justin Bieber's wife?
Hailey Bieber
What is the favorite food of the ninja turtles?
Pizza
What is the hurricane's name?
Hurricane Tortilla
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake
"If you wannabe my lover..."
"...you gotta get with my friends"
What actor currently plays Spider Man?
Tom Holland
"what's batman's butlers name"
Alfred
Road work ahead?
Yeah, I sure do hope it does.
What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
The ICU
"Bustin' all the bells out the box
I just hit a lick with the box...¨
¨Had to put the stick in a box¨
Who is the King of Pop?
Michael Jackson
"In avengers Thanos says "I am ________"
inevitable
What flew around before you came?
A potato
What are a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronouns?
"Push me, and then just touch me..."
"...Till I can get my, Satisfaction"
Who was in a band with her siblings called "_____ y los Dinos"
Selena
Who is Tony Satrk married to?
How do you know what's good for me?
That's my opinion!!
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
A shoe
'Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know
I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes'
"I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, uh'
Who is the artist of the decade?
What is the Black Widow's real name?
Who had a basketball game tomorrow?
Trey
What does a house wear?
Address