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100

The book that belongs to the following review: "It's got 99 characters, and they're all boring. You would think a parallel universe(or whatever was going on there) would add some intrigue but no. Just an opportunity to create boring doppelgängers of the boring characters. Boring squared."

What is "The Anomaly"?

100

Whodunnit? We don't… We don’t actually know

What is "My Favorite Thing is Monsters?"

100

grass = evil

What is Fever Dream?

100

“The word “aftermath” came to mind. I guess it means the time after something terrible happens when you do the math to figure out what’s been added and what’s been subtracted”.

What is “My Favorite Thing is Monsters”?

100

 📅 ✈️🤔

What is The Anomaly? 

200

The book that belongs to the following review excerpt: "Take out the unromantic romance plot, and you're left with a snobby, self-righteous character walking around unapologetically judging everybody..."

What is "Americanah"?

200

Everyone wants a twin at least once in their life, don’t we? Good thing we have this book, for that exact scenario. 

What is "The Anomaly"?

200

Twins but on shrooms

What is The Anomaly?

200

“People come down with things all the time, and even if they survive they end up strange”.

What is “Fever Dream”?

200

🔎🧟🎨

What is My Favorite Thing Is Monsters? 

300

The book that belongs to the following review: "this book and its obsession on infidelity. I had a hard time finishing this as the book keeps having the 'cheating' subplot."

What is "Men Without Women"?

300

The main characters are consistently sad and unfulfilled, but rarely do anything about it.

What is "Men Without Women"?

300

Cheating is cool I guess

What is Americanah?

300

“It’s easy to tell when a question is coming from a good place. Then listen some more. Some people just want to feel heard”.

What is “Americanah”?

300

👤🐍🚬

What is Men Without Women? 

400

The book that belongs to the following review: "Well this is confusing... Is anyone else confused? Were we supposed to know what was going on during this book? If so, I failed."

What is "Fever Dream"?

400

Somehow, everyone is lowkey evil.

What is "Americanah"?

400

You see the character's face once and it's not even with her wlw situationship

What is My Favorite Thing Is Monsters?

400

“But when the remote-control batteries are dead, we just keep pushing harder. It’s only human”.

What is “The Anomaly”?

400

🪪 💻🔝

What is Americanah? 

500

The book that belongs to the following review excerpt: "Okay, so do you see my problem? There is A LOT going on. Too much, to be quite honest."

What is "My Favorite Thing is Monsters"?

500

We lost the plot somehow… or maybe we were supposed to be here all along I really don’t know.

What is "Fever Dream"?

500

No you will not find out what happens next and no the characters won't learn anything substantial

What is Men Without Women?

500

I’m human, after all. I was hurt. But whether it was a lot or a little I can’t say”.

What is “Men Without Women”?

500

🛏️⚜️🚸

What is Fever Dream?