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100

This product is produced here and breaks down fats

Bile

100

These enzymes are elevated in liver dysfunction

AST and ALT

100

Yellow discoloration in skin and eyes is what?

Jaundice

100

This gets rid of ammonia in body...in a crappy way

Lactulose

100

This hepatitis is like a clingy ex and only shows up when Hep B is around

Hep D

200

This maintains oncotic pressure

Albumin

200

What labs test measures ability for blood to clot?

PT/INR

200

Portal hypertension and low albumin can cause what condition

Ascites

200

This medication is a toxic friend to liver

acetaminophen (Tylenol)

200

This condition makes your liver look like it’s been marinated in regret — permanently.

Cirrhosis

300

Liver stores glycogen which is converted to what later?

Glucose

300

Sign of high ammonia levels

Neurologic changes (confusion, drowsiness)

300

Skin manifestation resulting from portal hypertension

spider naevi or spider angioma

300

This can thin out a person with Ascites

Spironolactone

300

The only shot your liver is happy with. 

Hepatitis vaccines

400

What does the liver do to ammonia?

Detoxifies and turns to urea for the body to eliminate. 

400

This lab is a marker for hepatic cancer

Alphafetoprotein (AFP)

400

This is the flapping of the hands due to hepatic encephalopathy

Asterixis

400

This will fight Hep B - not your past partners

Antivirals

400

There is no vaccine for this, so tell your patients to stop sharing needles and getting back alley tattoos. 

What is Hepatitis C

500

Name two vitamins stored in liver

A,D,E,K,B1,B12, cobalamin, iron

500

This lab value is elevated with jaundice

Bilirubin

500

Cause of clay colored stools in liver disease

Lack of bile

500

This vaccine is given in three doses—because apparently, your immune system needs a reminder... and another reminder.

Hepatitis B

500

These are like little ticking time bombs in your throat that say, “Surprise bleed incoming!”

What are Esophageal Varices