Jokes & Riddles
Why do ants don't get sick?
Because they have tiny anty- bodies!
This brother of Moses spoke for him since he had a speaking problem
Aaron
This container served as a boat for Moses
A Basket
What was Zaccheus profession?
Tax Collector
What language did Jesus speak?
a. Greek b. Chinese
c. Persian d. Aramic
c. Aramaic
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
When GOD first spoke to Moses, HE told him to take off these
Sandals
On what mountain did Moses receive the Ten Commandments?
Mt Sinai
Who baptized Jesus?
John the Baptist
What river did Jesus was baptized in?
a. Tigris River b. Credit River
c. Pasig River d. Jordan River
e. Nile River
D. Jordan river
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What did the Israelites had to do to prevent the angel of death from entering their houses?
They put lamb's blood on their doorpost
What happened as a result of Pharoah's unwilliness to release the Israelites?
God sent ten plagues
Who was the brother of Mary and Martha, that was raised from the dead?
Lazarus
a. Peter b. Mary Magdalene
c. John c. Paul
b. Mary Magdalene
What do you call a fake noodle?
The Hebrews had been slaves in Egypt for this long.
400 years
God told Moses that this is HIS name.
" I AM who I AM"
Who succeeded Moses as the leader of the Israelites?
Joshua
Who said, " I am the true vine?
a. Paul b. gardener
c. Jesus d. Peter
e. John
c. Jesus
Why do computer programmers don't like nature?
Because it has too many bugs!
What does the name "Moses" mean?
a. Drawn out of water.
The Angel of death did this to the Jewish homes?
Passover
Who commanded the sun and moon to stay still?
Joshua
Which book in the bible tells of the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the people gathered in the Upper Room?
The book of ACTS