Riddle Me Funny
I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go outside.
Answer: What is a keyboard?
This common handheld device is the ultimate enemy of a grandparent, usually resulting in accidental close-up selfies, text messages entirely in ALL CAPS, or voice notes that last for three minutes of heavy breathing.
CellPhone
Romans 6:23 states that the wages of sin is death, but this free, unearned thing from God is eternal life in Christ Jesus. starts with letter "G"
What is a gift?
1 Peter 5:7 – "Casting all your anxieties on him, because he [blank] for you."
What is cares?
This bright overhead entity follows you all day long, but if you look directly at it, you'll instantly regret it and start crying.
What is the sun?
This sudden, involuntary physical reaction is so violent in older adults that it can easily throw out a lower back muscle, wake up the entire neighborhood, or require a complete moment of silence to recover.
What is a sneeze?
According to Romans 10:9, salvation requires you to do these two actions: believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, and do this with your mouth. starts with letter "C"
What is confess?
Matthew 7:13 – "Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is [blank] that leads to destruction..."
What is easy?
I have a spine, but absolutely no bones. I have plenty of leaves, but I am definitely not a tree.
What is a book?
The classic phrase an elderly person uses when walking into a room, only to stand there completely blanking on why they walked in there in the first place.
What is "What did I come in here for?"
Ephesians 2:8 makes it clear that we are saved strictly by this, through faith, meaning it is completely unearned and impossible to boast about.
What is grace?
Galatians 6:9 – "And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not [blank]."
What is give up? (or "lose heart")
It goes up but it never ever comes back down, no matter how hard you wish it would as the years go by.
What is your age?
This specific evening time frame is considered "midnight" for grandparents, past which staying awake requires monumental effort.
What is 8:00 PM?
In Acts 16, when the panicked jailer asks Paul and Silas, "What must I do to be saved?", this is the immediate, direct action they tell him to take.
What is "Believe in the Lord Jesus"?
Proverbs 4:23 – "Keep your [blank] with all vigilance, for from it flow the springs of life."
Answer: What is heart?
I am so incredibly fragile that the absolute second you speak my name out loud, I completely cease to exist.
What is silence?
This is the primary reason an older adult will claim they are just "resting their eyes" on the living room couch while the television blares at maximum volume.
What is taking a nap?
Titus 3:5 emphasizes that God saved us not because of righteous things we had done, but solely because of this compassionate characteristic of His.
What is His mercy?
Psalm 46:10 – "[Blank], and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations..."
What is Be still?