Animal Theme
Where do fish go on vacation? 🏖️
Nowhere because they are always in school 🐟🐠🐡
Why are ghosts bad at lying? 👻
because you can see right through them!
What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?
One glitters, the other glows
If a cabbie drives a cab, what does a podiatrist drive?
A toe truck. 👣🚚
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke??
It might crack up 🥚🍳
What did the fish say when they hit a wall?
"DAM"
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
What do rich clouds do? ☁️
-They make it rain 🌧️
What kind of shoes does Captain Hook hate?
🐊Crocs.
Why did the cookie 🍪go to the doctor🚑?
It was feeling crumby
How do fish get high?
Sea weed (legal in all 50 states)
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather. 🦃
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo-Drizzle
What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
"I'm bacon" 🥓🐖
Q: What do you give a sick bird? 🐦⬛
A: Tweetment.
Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?
He was desperate for some holiday spirit.
What did the earth say after the earthquake?
Sorry My Fault
*in memory of the time there was an earthquake during class
Why did the sock go to school?
To improve it's sole education
How do you make a salsa laugh?
You tickle its tomatoes! 🍅🐾
Why did the cat get disqualified from the Olympics?
It was a cheetah🐆
Why don’t monsters eat ghost? 👻
Cause they taste like sheets
What does a mermaid wash it's tail with?
Tide
What do you call amazing toes?
Leg-end-dary (🙌Legendary🙌)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef 🐮🤠