Middle School Mayhem
The office supplies item used to create the signature Snackademy logo.
What is a hole punch?
Students often mistake Erin's classroom bathroom for something else.
What is a recording studio?
The name of the student club that regularly meets before 7:30 AM.
What is the Class of 2026?
The minimal amount of snow it takes for the faculty to start hoping for a snow day.
What is a single snowflake?
The internal phrase that Katie repeats while patiently watching the same table get washed for 20 minutes.
What is "This is how I die."?
The student most likely to ride a dragon to school.
Who is Willem?
Another name for the siphon used to clean the salmon tank.
What is a new, fun straw?
The secret to how Heather makes it through teaching personal finance every year.
What is Chocolate?
The average number of times a teacher checks the snowday calculator daily between November and March.
What is 86?
What Kristi thinks about every time she uses the copy machine.
What is the fax machine scene from the movie "Office Space"?
The student most likely to go a record number of days without wearing shoes.
Who is Cyris?
The name of the elementary eagle club.
What is pLuMAge?
Most likely to repeat Anatomy class
Who is Logan?
The first text response to appear after announcing a snow day.
What is a celebratory GIF?
The exact hour, minute, and second
What is Erin's clock to summer break set to?
The moment when a teacher is counting out loud between the numbers of "6 ... 7"
What is an audible pause of painful anticipation?
Another name for Kristina's German lessons
What is Gyat Academy?
The acronym of one of Martha's ideas.
What is Painful Brain Leakage?
The virtue that explains when there's a snow day but the Griffins are playing, and David attends.
What is loyalty?
The duty given to the faculty member who misses the staff meeting before homecoming.
What is the dunk tank?
The preferred middle school dress code.
What are snowpants and Crocs?
The name of an elementary grade-level planning meeting
What is Happy Hour?
The staff lounge during lunch.
What is group therapy?
The teacher who sends a "Missing My Students" email to the entire staff during winter break.
Who is no one?
The name of Brian's behavior management franchise he opens after retiring.
What is Conch Shell Enterprises?