Milk
The weight, in pounds, of one gallon of milk (within one pound)
~8.6
Dexter’s self-published Book, “A Pickle for the knowing ones,” notably did not contain this at all.
Punctuation
An appropriate description of a certain arachnid, climbing up a water spout
Itsy Bitsy
The percentage of milk fat in whole milk
3.25%
Dexter famously shipped tons of this to Newcastle on the advice of practical jokers, only to make a small fortune due to his shipment arriving in the middle of the Newcastle Miner’s Strike
Coal
This is what it would be if we made our artistic roommate much smaller
Shrunken Duncan
Along with Glucose, this sugar is present in lactose-free milk
Galactose
Due to his profound thinking ability, Dexter dubbed himself “the greatest _____ in the known world”
Philosopher
Turn yourself around. And that’s what it’s all about
Hokey Pokey
The process of heating milk to kill bacteria is named after this French scientist
Louis Pasteur
Dexter was known to give money in the form of quarters to children who addressed him by this title, which he granted to himself.
Lord
Slogan for a toaster waffle brand
Leggo my eggo
This animal’s milk is famously Pink
Hippopotamus
Dexter often told this lie to house guests about his wife. (Particularly strange to hear when they had seen her only moments prior)
She was dead
What you would call it if you choke on a popular Belgian baked good
Waffle coughle