Would You Rather?
When asked "would you rather fight one horse sized ducks or 100 duck sized horses" 65% of respondents preferred a feud with this answer.
What are 100 duck-sized horses
"Even if Lebron never shot a three-pointer he would still have more career points than Michael Jordan" is this person's fun fact.
Who is Jake?
61.5% of respondents believe in this forest cryptid.
Who is Bigfoot?
This squeezer's celebrity doppelganger is Joe Keery
Who is Kaleb Jeppson?
A clementine (specifically a cutie), a peach, and an unnamed fruit were suggestions respondents would change this squeezer into.
Who is Connor?
When asked "would you rather have the wardrobe of Billie Eilish, Dolly Parton, Kim Kardashian, or Cher" 50% of respondents preferred a feud with this answer.
Who is Billie Eilish?
(15.4% picked Dolly Parton, 26.9% picked Kim Kardashian, and 7.7% picked Cher)
That you can peel lemons/limes like an orange haha " is this person's fun fact.
Who is Kiya?
65.4% of respondents believe this is a sandwhich.
What is a hotdog?
This squeezer's celebrity doppelganger is Natalie Portman
Who is Malia?
This squeezer spent $400 at the casino.
Who is Bucky Buchanan?
When asked "would you rather live under the sea or in space" 42.3% of respondents preferred to live here.
Where is in space?
"Alaska is the only US state that can be typed using only one row of the keyboard " is this person's fun fact (there are two correct answers!)
Who is Kenzie?
Who is Jack?
15.4% of respondents consume soup using this action.
What is drink?
This squeezer's celebrity doppelganger is Clark Kent
Who is Grant?
"Get on top of that mfer and clamp its mouth closed" is how this Squeezer would defeat an alligator.
Who is Ella?
When asked "would you rather have every meal you eat for the rest of your life be too sweet, too salty, or too spicy " 42.3% of respondents preferred food be this.
What is too spicy?
(26.9% picked too salty and 30.8% chose too sweet)
"Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people" is this person's fun fact
Who is Christian?
With an even split between preferring texting and calling on the phone, the alternative option is still more popular. This method of communication is preferred by 38.5% of respondents.
What is Facetime?
This person's squeezer's doppelganger is Connor Cunningham
Who is Caleb?
"Probably a Pengolin. Besides poachers they seem like they have a chill life. I could just curl into a ball if I sense danger" is what this squeezer responded to the what animal they would be for the day.
Who is Andrew?
When asked "Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?" all but one person answered hands for feet. This person answered that they would rather have feet for hands.
Who is Rach?
"There used to be a brown paint made of crushed up mummies" is this person's fun fact
Who is Harper?
This amount of people prefer playing as Yoshi on Mario Kart.
What is three?
This squeezer's celebrity doppelganger is Mila Kunis
Who is Jacie?
If granted three wishes, this squeezer would like "1- be the topdog of squeeze and best sales agent here(this will obviously be true very soon)
2- make the most money
3- have a perfect memory"
Who is Jack?