What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What kind of room has no doors and windows?
A mushroom.
What is the capital of England?
London
What is the capital of France
Paris
What is the capital of USA?
Washington
What is the end of rainbow?
The letter "W"
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
Take off my skin-I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They both weigh one pound
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
Brothers or sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who's the man?
The man is my son
Forward I'm heavy, but backward I'm not. What am I?
Forward I'm ton. Backwards I'm not.
Which animal is more likely to be run over by cars?
A zebra
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
The more you use me, the smaller I get. What am I?
A pencil
If you drop me, I will break. But if you smile at me I smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock