Champion Jokes
Hey, look, I'm holding the world up!
Garen
UNIQUE – STASIS: Put yourself in Stasis icon stasis for 2.5 seconds, rendering you Untargetable icon untargetable and Cosmic Radiance invulnerable for the duration but also unable to move, declare basic attacks, cast abilities, use summoner spells, or activate items. 750g
Stopwatch
Im no weatherwomen, but you can expect a couple inches tonight.
Janna
"Gawk at this!" "Marvel at that!" "Blast 'em gauntlet!"
Ezreal
Akali, Ezreal, Lux, and Miss Fortune are all tied for most amount of skins. How many skins do each of them have?
20 each
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Zilean
Stats
+30 attack damage
+700 health
Passive
UNIQUE – ICY: Basic attacks Slow icon slow the target on-hit by (Melee role 40% / Ranged role 20%) for 1.5 seconds, refreshing with every hit. 3100g
Frozen Mallet
Good luck attacking while you're a dumbass squirrel.
Lulu
"Piercing winds!" "Storm of blades!" "Steel gales!"
Yone
Without using any abilities, this champion has the highest base movement speed at level 1 at 355ms.
Master Yi
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Nocturne
Stats
+60 armor
+30 magic resistance
+125% base health regeneration
Active
UNIQUE – PROMOTE: Strengthens the target lane Minion icon minion, increasing their stats by 100%, granting them 100% bonus damage against turrets, and reducing their damage taken from champions by 40% (120 second cooldown; 1200 range).
Passive
UNIQUE – POINT RUNNER: Builds up to 20% bonus movement speed over 2 seconds while near turrets, fallen turrets or Void Gates Void Gates. 2200g
Banner of Command
Good luck in lane, its literally a 1v2
Yuumi
"Don't blink!" "Think Fast!" "Catch!"
Ekko
Name 3 champions with only three letters in their name.
Zed, Zoe, Lux, Jax and Zac
The timeline was already this broken when I found it. I swear.
Ekko
55 armor
+55 magic resistance
+125% base health regeneration
Active
UNIQUE: Spawns a Void Gate at the target location for 120 seconds. Every 4 seconds the gate summons a Voidspawn Voidspawn that travels down the nearest lane and decays in health over time. The Voidspawn Voidspawn explodes upon attacking structures. Voidspawn Voidspawn do not attack enemy champions nor void targets. The first and every fourth Voidspawn Voidspawn deals damage equal to 15% of your maximum health (120 second cooldown).
Passive
UNIQUE – POINT RUNNER: Builds up to 20% bonus movement speed over 2 seconds while near turrets, fallen turrets and Void Gates. 2700g
Zz'Rot Portal
This guy would be great on the frontlines of a riot.
Braum cuz shield
"Watch it fly!" "All in the wrist." "Look at it go!"
Akshan
Name three champions who use their own health as a casting resource.
Briar/Dr.Mundo/Zac/Vladimir
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Olaf
Stats
+30 ability power
+10% cooldown reduction
+30 magic resistance
+100% base mana regeneration
Passive
UNIQUE: Gain 35% of the pre-mitigation damage dealt to champions as Blood Charges, up to 100 − 250 (based on level). Heal power icon Healing or Hybrid resistances icon shielding an ally (excluding yourself) consumes charges equal to 100% of the heal or shield, to heal them, up to the original effect amount.
UNIQUE – DISSONANCE: Gain 5 ability power for every additional 25% base mana regeneration. Disables HARMONY on your other items. 2100g
Athenes Unholy Grail
Don't worry, I'll heal you, and mid, and top, and jungle at the same time, regardless of where i am!
Soraka
"Bend the Earth!" "Torn asunder!" "I will bury you!"
Skarner
Corki's helicopter is known as the ROFLCopter. What does the ROFL stand for?
Reconnaissance Operations Front-Line