JJ
Lights, Camera, Reviews
As Seen on Screen
Ellie and Jakob
Ghost of Camp Years Past
200

This is a unendorsed purchase JJ made 

What is that hat?

200

Disney once again falls short with a live action version of a animated classic. Be prepared to be disappointed by the worst villain song in Disney history and songs that were overall subpar. Fans of the original are left scarred as the origin story of one of the most iconic movie dads falls so short of his original portrayal.

What is Mufasa?

200

Blood type can determine paternity, is a fact we learned on this TLC masterpiece 

What is PolyFamily?

200

Ellie is a great liar, she lied when she first met kate and JJ when she said she didnt ever do this 

What is Bowl?

200

After a scandal his Stretch at LHS came to an end 

Who is Erik?

400

JJ was this after a night of keeping up with teenagers dirnimg habits at the RHR

What is Weary?

400

As audiences go to theaters to see______ one thing that is not unknown is just how good this movie is. With a great as folk performance from Timothee Chalamet (Dune) as the music giant Bob Dylan this may just be the biopic of the year.

What is a complete unknown?

400

This woman did not care about the princes or Danielles mom and dad 

Who is Roberta?

400

Ellie did this to get Jakob to the train station on time 

What is drive at the speed of light?

400
When the national anthem or america the beatiful  come people stand up straight. Others, like this person are stiff as a board at buffalo wild wings

Who is Sean?

600

JJ couldnt do this until ten, and he still cant do this 

What is read and ride a bike?

600

You may be looking for a man in finance, 6’5”, blue eyes but the only thing audiences are looking for is an end to this film!

What is Materialist?

600

We have not yet watched this but it WILL be our next watch 

What is TLC's Virgins?

600

Where JJ's Train friend was when Jakob said "so where is your train friend?"

What is right behind us?

600

Not a joke but just a F****ing crazy thing remember when this person got bitten by this and almost like lost her foot 

Who is SAM?

800

JJ has cried here not once but twice, kate has 3 times. 

What is thw 347 Mcdonalds ?

800

With Nicole Kidman(AMC preview) at the helm as the main  actress audiences were expecting for a “we make movies better” performance. However her and her costar’s (Harris Dickinson) performances were less than steamy and bordered on creepy. With more moaning then actual dialogue most people would think the movie would finish quickly.

What is BabyGirl?

800

This actress gains some weight, well enough for JJ to think they changed actresses 

Who is Sky Katz?

800

Ellie and Jakob think this was a little strange when kaley did this to a golf glove 

What is cut a hole to squeeze the ring through?
800

This intellectual masterpiece sadly only lasted one year 

What is Randomness week?

1000

The best line in TSITP

What is "There is always penn state"?

1000

Audiences may want to hold on to their money (instead of their vaginas) and not spend it on a ticket to this techno comedy meets spy film.

What is Megan?

1000

TV's Saddest death 

What is the death of Justin Foley ?

1000
Jakob is in this video game ( or so he says) 

What is FIFA 18?

1000

he is no longer with us?

Who is Tennis Ron (RIP)?