Songs of Our Youth
"Baby, you know that I miss you, I wanna get with you tonight
But I cannot, baby girl, and that's the issue"
Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Soulja Boy
They are the same weight
This chair can be extended from a typical position to one of a more lounging variety
Recliner
When not in zoos, this animal can be seen advertising for Coca-Cola
Polar Bear
One of the most popular conspiracy theories, doubts a truth we know of our planet
Flat earth
"Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singing like
Na-na-na-na, every day"
Replay - Iyaz
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Teeth
For those who want movement while sitting, use this chair commonly seen on porches
Rocking Chair
These pink-tinted animals are allowed to roam freely around most zoos
Flamingo
In 1969, some people believe mankind didn't take this step
Moon landing was faked
"Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low (turn it up a little bit)
This melody was meant for you (right there)
Just sing along to my stereo"
Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes, Adam Levine
What does a liar do when he's dead?
He lies still
A staple seat of stoners as well as the second floor lounge last year
Bean Bag Chair
Despite its full name, this horned animal has nothing to do with dinosaurs
Rhinoceros
Are you sure you trust celebrities and the people in the government are human? Or could it be another humanoid animal?
Lizard people
"trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone?
Baby, it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?"
Payphone - Maroon 5, Wiz Khalifa
A man goes into a restaurant, orders albatross, eats one bite, and kills himself. Why?
Because he ate his wife
Babies sit in these
High Chair
This monkey has a name that skirts the line of public decency
Macaque
Nothing avian about them, that's just a government drone
Birds Aren't Real
"Swing your partner 'round and 'round
End of the night, it's goin' down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's goin' down"
Timber - Pitbull, Ke$ha
How many sides does a circle have?
Two, inside and outside
The best type of chair to use to seat a crowd of people or to hit someone with
Folding Chair
This lizard is the closest thing we have to a mythical beast in the modern day
Komodo Dragon
The original conspiracy theory trying to explain mysterious things in the sky
UFOs