riddles
jokes
Capitals
100

whats is yours but mostly used by others?

your name.

100

what did the plate say to the other?

dinner is on me

100

what is the capital of Sweden

Stockholm

200

what goes up but never goes back?

your age.

200

whats red but smells like blue paint?

red paint

200

what is the capital of Finland

Helsingfors

300

if you drop me, im sure to crack. but smile at me and i will smile back. what am i?

a mirror

300

why did the old man fall into a well?

because he couldnt see that well

300

what is the capital of Russia

Moskva

400

give me a drink, and i will die. feed me and i'll get bigger. what am i?

a fire

400

why coulndt the skeleton go to school?

hes heart just wasnt in it

400

what is the capital of Spian

Madrid

500

what has rings but no fingers?

a telephone

500

how do the young bees get to school?

they take the school buzz

500

what is the capital of Bulgaria?

Sofia