Dad Jokes
This is what the umbrella was originally going to be called, before the inventor hesitated.
What is brella?
"When a bell rings an Angel gets its wings."
What is "It's a Wonderful Life".
You do this under the mistletoe.
What is kiss?
"May your days be merry and bright..."
What is "White Christmas"?
Name the greedy boss
Who is "Ebeneezer Scrooge"?
This man wrote the book "How to clear leaves from your yard".
Who is Ray King?
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This is how you say Merry Christmas in Spanish.
What is Feliz Navidad?
"He was made of snow, but the children know..."
This many ghosts appeared in A Christmas Carol.
What is four?
People can be described this way when they find out I'm not a good electrician.
What is shocked?
"You sit on a throne of lies!"
What is "Elf"?
These are the traditional Christmas colors.
What is red & green?
"In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is parson brown..."
What is "Winter Wonderland"?
Name the first ghost that appeared.
Who is Jacob Marley?
This is the nationality of Santa Clause.
What is North Polish?
"You'll shoot your eye out kid".
What is "A Christmas Story"?
Santa Claus fills these on Christmas Eve.
What are stockings?
"Then one foggy Christmas Eve..."
What is "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"?
Bob Cratchit's son
Who is Tiny Tim?
This letter is missing from the Christmas alphabet.
What is L?
"A Rose Suchak Ladder"
What is "The Santa Claus"?
Christmas is celebrated because of whose birth?
Who is Jesus Christ?
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.."
What is "The Christmas Song"?
The main characters famous line to dismiss Christmas.