Back to School
Name the principal who was demoted and then fired.
Who is Mrs. Johnston AKA “Firecrotch”?
Name the lake that is at Aloha.
Mullett Lake
What is "I love red barns..."?
This phrase was used to tell Elliot to use the bathroom.
What is "Poopy Doop"?
This is the name of the cousin who set Mom and Dad up on a date.
Who is Shannon Moscovic?
Name the child who was not dropped back off at home after their first day of kindergarten.
Who is Heather
This is the name of the golf tournament held once a year in Cheboygan.
What is the “Bob Memorial Tournament”?
These are the two words Heather would mispronounce growing up.
What is "F'real?" and "Sherf"?
This is the only trick Elliot learned how to do and where he would do it.
What is "sit"? Where is "the carpet"?
This is the name of the white stuffed bear given to Elisabeth when she was born.
Who is Andrea?
Name 2 of the characters Elisabeth played in high school theatre.
What is Jellyfish #5, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, Velma Von Tussel, the Stage Manager, Ms. Hannigan?
Name 3 of the campgrounds the Lowe Family has stayed at during the summer.
What is Aloha, Higgins Lake, Port Huron, Houghton Lake, Burt Lake, Tahquamenon Falls, Groveland Oaks?
Name the song that David sung whenever he saw a triangle on our Chicago trip.
What is "The X Files Theme"?
Name every type of animal the Lowe family has owned (both living and dead).
Dogs, cats, fish, guinea pigs, hermit crabs, lizards, rats, and bunnies.
Who is Uncle Jeff Fletcher?
This was the name Mr. Michailo used to refer to the parents who were whistling in the audience during the 2014 Christmas Concert.
What is “white trash”?
Name the dinner that was a staple on camping trips
What are “Hobo dinners”?
This was the question that the drunk woman at the pool in Florida repeatedly screamed into dad's face.
What is "Are y'all RENNERS?"
These are the names of every family pet (both living and dead). This also includes the sibling pets.
Who are Libby, Rugby, Elliot, Winter, Bessie, Cezar, Comet, Oakley, and Daphne?
Provide context for the “Mystery Meat Microwave Dinner” story.
Bobbi Jo put a hotdog in the microwave for 40 MINUTES instead of seconds and created what can only be described as “hotdog jello.”
This was the comment made on every one of Elisabeth’s elementary school report cards.
What is “She seems to have a hard time paying attention.”
This was the name Dad used to describe hair conditioner.
What is “cream rinse”?
Name the movie Dad has repeatedly told Elisabeth they need to watch together for 10 years.
What is “Ferris Bueller's Day Off"?
Elisabeth brought home this animal in 3rd grade after begging her teacher to let her keep them. They died after 2 days.
What are crayfish?
This famous meme was on David's whiteboard for several years.
What is Pepe?