They did whuttt??
Taken to Mount Auburn for being too sexi (just kidding, it was intoxication)
Who is "Ines"
Two members dressed like Mickey Mouse in this performance
Fall Jam
Fought the Blake Jones seduction w/ the words "ohhhhh he's so cute but I would've joined regardless LMAOSHAHAHA”
Who is "Uzo"
Judah's preferred medium for his stand-up comedy
What is "Venmo"
These keys were asked if they were dating after delivering a ~steamy~ performance of "Love on the Brain" to an auditorium of high schoolers.
Who are "Blake and Samyra"
Put YEBBA to shame singing "My Mind". Sped up her death, dug her grave with her bare hands and buried her. Now YEBBA is dead. Rest in Peace YEBBA.
Who is "Emma"
This was Blake's T-Shirt Crisis in Faneuil Hall
What is "Tucked in or tucked out?"
Smoochie smoochie: Has kissed both Samyra & Ines
Who is "Jake"
Judah took thottie picks on the shores of...
What is "Miami Beach"
Almost drowned in Puerto Rico and spent the rest of the trip in a floaty vest
Who is God
Crashed and sat through an entire morning after brunch with Blake and his ~lady friend~
Who is "Ryen"
An old white man walked by us rehearsing for a cruise gig in Miami and called us:
What is "Black Church Choir"
This person wants 5 kids? Yes, wife! Do some emotional labor for me!
What is "Richard"
Judah and Samyra wreaked havoc by yelling in gibberish on retreat. They told everyone they were speaking this
What is "Igbo"
Went full Karen at Dominos Pizza
Who is "Queen Ines"
Has an alter-ego named Didi who wears a neon-orange bob
Who is "Samyra"
Jake’s Choreo sound for. everything.
What is "GUZSH!"
"I won’t walk downstairs unless you kiss me again"
Who is "Ines"
The reason Judah had to pass his turn in Paranoia at retreat
What is "took an edible that rendered him unable to function for the rest of the night"
Drank in place of Samyra during Stack Cup and ended the night with his head in the toilet
Who is "David Ma"
Confessed to sitting in his dark basement and yelling at demons so they would stop bothering him
Who is "Sam"
The most cursed video/performance this round of Lowkeys has ever had
What is "ICCA Sound Check"
They pref the opps
What are "Virgins"
The person Judah bumped in to while wearing a pair of pants around his head and lipstick all over his face.
Who is "The Dean of Adam's House"
The lowkeys made $120 on the corner of the street in Miami doing this
What is .... nah its just busking