Dumb questions
Cooking
The geneva suggestions
Fantasy
Actual questions
100

What is the correct answer to the following messages:
"This is your Uber Eats delivery driver, the following message is related to your order."
"awww who's a hungry kitty? :3"
"is it youu are you the hungry pet?"
"aww look at you

meeeee:3

100

First one to say "ding" wins

Ding

100

True or false:
The geneva conventions go for every country

Nuh uh

100

Are you going to win?

Yes = lose

No = win
(This is the fantasy category, but it sure as hell aint ur fantasy)

100

How long was the hundred years war

120 years

200

What is happening in the following image: 

Flashlight save

200

Who looks more baked? He or his mustache 

Both equally

200

Is bathwater a type of tea

Yes

200

What is a DnD cantrip that uses ice and is accessable at level 1 already

Throb

200

What is a group of flamingos called

Flamboyance

300

What sentence does the following image represent: 

Well that settles it

300

What is the ingridient that makes pancakes fluffy

Baking powder

300

Is the canoe an authorized killing method under the international law of armed conflict or a warcrime?

Warcrime, but the navy seals use it anyway

300

What ingridient is missing from buttermilk:
A: Butter
B: Milk
C: Cholesterol
D: Minerals

Butter

300

What is the only organization that has gotten the nobel price for peace three times in total

Red cross

400

What do we know about the following submarine: 

Its submersive and breedable

400

How do you cook a sausage

Boiling it.
If umu says "microwaving it" the question counts as answered, but umu gets negative points.

400

How many warcrimes are being committed in this image?

Too many

400

What is this:

Wyrm

400
What is the capital of Iceland

Reykjavik

500

"Woaaaah *licks fingers and ice cream"
"What do I owe you?"
Finish the response

Nothing, its for free

500

If Umu chooses this question, they lose 500 points for having an unsharp knife. ANyone else gains 500 points

In the snurch you can snarpen your snife

500

Finish the sentence:
"Human life is expensive, ammunition is cheap - "

"Give him another round"

500

What weights more, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of iron?

Iron. Have you ever managed to gather a kilogram of feathers you silly goose?

500

What came first? The chicken or the egg

The egg