M & Em's Jeopardy

Dad Jokes

100

What goes up, but never comes down?

Age

200

What has a neck but no head?

A bottle

300

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

A palm

400

Where do you take a sick boat?

You take it to the dock-tor

500

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom.

Riddles

100

How many months have 28 days?

 

All of them

200

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

All of the people on board are married

300

What is full of holes but still holds water?

A sponge

400

Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?

A ton

500

I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?

A kite

Derivatives

100

2x²+4x

4x+4

200

(x³+3)⁵

15x²(x³+3)⁴

300

tan(x)

sec²(x)

400

(x+3)/(x²-4)

(3x²-6x-4)/(x²-4)²

500

(x²+5)/(x³-7)(x+3)

(-6x⁵+24x⁴+20x³+17x²-42x-35)/(x⁴+3x²-7x-21)²

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

100

In what month do Americans go trick-or-treating?

October

200

Who invented the lightbulb?

Thomas Edison

300

Maine borders which U.S. state?

New Hampshire

400

Whose picture is on the five-dollar bill?

President Abe Lincoln

500

Which one of these is a mammal: a seahorse, a sea lion, or a sea urchin?

Sea Lion

All about dinosaurs

100

True or false? Birds evolved from dinosaurs.

 

True

200

What dinosaur themed book was turned into a blockbuster movie in 1993?

Jurassic Park

300

True of false? Tyrannosaurus rex was the biggest dinosaur ever.

False

400

Was Diplodocus a carnivore or herbivore?

Herbivore

500

What weighed more, a fully grown Spinosaurus or Deinonychus?

Spinosaurus