Family
Family 2
Is it real?
Mummy Jokes
Vampire/Zombie jokes
100

Your mother's brother is your__________

Uncle

100

Yor father's old wife is his________

Ex-husband

100

A creature that drinks blood in the movies is a /an ____

vampire

100

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

frostbite

100

Why don't vampires have friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck!

200

Your Dads new wife is your______

Step-mother

200

Your brothers new wife is your_______

sister-in-law

200

The walking dead in a movie is a/an _______.

Zombie

200

Where does a mummy go on vacation?

The dead sea

200

what's a vampires favorite fruit?

Neck -tarine!

300

You are your uncles_________

Nephew

300

Your new mother in not your ___ ____.

blood relative

300

A person who watches and listens to people's conversations without their knowledge is a /an_____.

Spy

300

What's a mummys favorite music?

Wrap music

300

How does Dracula power his flashlight?

bat-teries

400

If you have no brothers or sisters you are an/a ___________

only child

400

When your family members get married your new relatives are related by ___.

law

400

A dead person who floats around in the movies is an/a ____.

Ghost

400

What kind of horse does a ghost ride?

Night-mare

400

Why don't zombies bite clowns?

Because they taste funny!

500

your brothers and sisters are your_______

siblings

500

A child without parents is a/an____

orphan

500

An endangered species in Thailand and India.

Tiger

500

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

I-scream

500

Why do zombies go to bead early?

Because they are dead tired