It's a date!
Funny Mack
Am I being verbose?
100

The first movie we saw together—surprisingly, not about fatal swimming accidents

Deadpool

100
Socializing can be stressful, but being forced to bandy jokes in this place served as the catalyst for Funny Mack

Spain

100
Everyday for the first week of our spring dates it never rained, you could say it was very this. 

Serendipitous

200

Seafood medley, calamari, spicy sushi! Our first anniversary in this restaurant was also a first time for me!

Portland City Grill

200

This actor starred in Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019) as well as one of your best jokes to date—just ask Jackson and Isaac.

Zac Efron

200

We have a wide array of words, but my favorite is this (also a wide array)

Panoply

300

Because you're such a jewel, we thought this place of naturally formed rock slides would be fitting for our summer of fun

Opal Creek

300

Another way to douse out an intense situation, according to renowned linguist Mackenzie Ray Crampton

Fan the flames

300

After taking me on my first trip to Seattle it became pellucid to me that your sense of adventure was this

Indefatigable

400

After a full day of gallivanting around Seattle for our second anniversary we decided to go out for a late dinner at this Italian restaurant

Tavolàta

400

While keeping both hands at the 10 and 2 on a toilet in my apartment, you were mortified when realizing this passerby bore witness to your miserly state 

Alexis Russo

400

Although our trips to Spain were separate, we both took plenty of photos of this unique style of architecture—an amalgam of Spain's varied history

Mudéjar

500

We trotted along this assuredly "easy" and equine trail to become conductors of clouds

Saddle Mountain 

500

If you spend too much time in bed you might notice a lighter pate, becoming this infamous state of yours 

A floating head

500

When feeling spiteful towards your boss you may want to send them one of these, however it may read a little different than the one I sent you

A strongly worded email