California Dreamin
This island off the coast of California can be accessed by boat or by private plane
Catalina Island
Maddie nearly lost this item twice sophomore year, partially contributing to the beginning of her and Jack's relationship
Spikes
A brief encounter between these two Cornell xctf members didn't amount to anything, thankfully, as they are now both in long-term relationships
Gwen Parks and Fabien De Silva
This space had many other uses prior to track and field, including housing the basketball team until 1990 and holding a protest for the lack of an Africana studies program
Barton Hall
An obsession of Glenn's, this animal's closest living relatives are elephants and manatees
Hyrax
This arts market in Laguna was founded in 1965 and features nearly 200 local artists
Sawdust Festival
Fan behavior!! Jack did not receive a follow request from this person until well into our junior year
Elijah Schechter
This un-labeled couple lasted nearly a year until one member claimed he couldn't be serious about both her and his education
Lucea Wright and Abe Ailemen
This site is the newest addition to the Ivy League track circuit
The Ott Center
These two animals were caught having a midnight snack outside Glenn and Maddie's apartment
Skunk and Opossum
With the holy trinity of free parking, lack of tourists, and good waves, this beach is Maddie's favorite spot to hang with friends, tan, and watch the sunset
T-Street
Glenn attempted to do a body roll from this movie, nearly breaking her back
Magic Mike
This couple broke up via FaceTime, causing even Hendo to pick a side
Marge Dalseth and Colden Longley
Name one of the non-Ivy League teams that was once a member of the Heptagonal Championships
Navy or Army
Collegetown squirrels are truly living the life, except when unable to open this, which Maddie and Glenn witnessed while walking to class
Peanut Butter Jar
This is Maddie's favorite tide pool creature
This is the two-word, obviously not one-syllable phrase Elijah said in Poetry for Neanderthals
"Uncomfortable because"
These two nepotism freshies were caught snuggling on the 804 couch in fall '24
Bronwyn Parks and Peyton Shute
This indoor track is not a true 200 meters
Harvard's indoor track (Gordon)
A video of this animal spinning in circles was a fan-favorite for JMEG last year
Bear
San Clemente locals know that seeing this sign off of the 5 means that you're home
Denny's
This is the game that we were playing when Glenn imitated a helicopter then hit the ground hard
Marco Polo
Likely the most problematic example, this couple with a significant age gap is now married with children
Coach Artie
Outdoor Heps have been hosted at Cornell this many times
2
This team member was gifted a stick bug for the Valentine's day exchange
Francine Stevens