Awkward Wins
Before every election, she says this phrase, regardless of who is running
What is "Here is how Bernie can still win"
Antithetical to everything Madison stands for, her ex-boyfriend from highschool ended up with this profession
What is a cop
Her adorable cat’s name, always ready for cuddles or chaos.
Who is Emmy
Pronounced "bagel"
These two sports, beloved by Madison and Niraj, share a global fanbase and a passion for precision and speed.
What are F1 and Tennis
Madison proudly dons this accessory to the bar before a Packers game, often embarrassing everyone around her (mostly Niraj)
What is a cheesehead hat
The last time Madison did this was during a Vanderbilt theater event in 2018
What is puked
This Canadian rock band, often called “cringe” or a "hottake" by her friends, Madison claims you just don’t understand their emotional depth.
This Midwestern exclamation is a charming and ubiquitous part of regional speech, often heard when someone bumps into another person or navigates a crowded space. Its usage reflects the region's emphasis on politeness and humility.
What is "ope!"
Madison and Raj's favorite band, it's the only band they have seen more than once together live
What is Glass Animals
Madison once shamefully shazamed this popular song at bar
What is Thriller by Michael Jackson
An internet fad from around 2011, Madison would do this on every road trip/vacation her family went on
What is Planking
A so-called "madison delicacy", one of Madison's favorite combinations of processed foods are
Hotdogs and Kraft Mac and Cheese
As a young devout member of this religion, Madison once lead her family in prayer to ask God to forgive Richie Lepine for calling one of her sisters retarded
What is Protestant
Madison and Raj's pet name for each other that isn't really a pet name
What is Dummy
Denied this animated TV show as a child, Madison remains unaware of its most quotable moments even to this day, while most others can recite at will
What is Spongebob
Young Mads once made a “poster” on printer paper in WordArt of this teen heart throb. He had a speech bubble that said “Don’t forget your deo, Maddie!” to remind her to wear deodorant
Who is Joe Jonas
The name of Madison's favorite tiki bar in NYC
What is Paradise Lost
This is the actual state that Madison was born in
What is Nebraska
This cozy beverage establishment was the setting for Madison and Niraj's first date after chattin it up at a halloween party
What is a tea shop