staff
Treatment
madrona
PNW
Terrible Xmas Jokes
100

This staff plays the ukulele  

Amanda 

100

STOP

S – Stop
T – Take a step back
O – Observe
P – Proceed mindfully

100

madrona is named after a type of what

tree


100

The states and providences considered 

WA, OR, ID, BC

100

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frost-bite

200

This staff speaks french

Tristian 

200

TIPP

  • Temperature 
  • Intense exercise
  • Paced breathing
  • Progressive muscle relaxation
200

What city are we in?

Tigard, OR....SW Portland

200

Largest River

The Columbia River

200

What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre?

Wrap-music

300

This staff has played professional basketball 

Keisha

300

the complete and total acceptance of reality. 

Radical

300

Ages this facility serves 

13-17

300

the two white dudes that "discovered" PNW

Lewis and Clark

300

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?

She sleighs.

400

This staff is a Trail Blazer Cheerleader

Cha'rese

400

Name a form of communication 

Assertive

Agro

Passive

400

Jamal and Dexter

The Goats

400

Biggest city 

Seattle

400

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?

He couldn’t let go of all those ho’s.

500

This staff explicitly cannot have junk food

Doug

500

DEARMAN 

  • Describe 

  • Express 

  • Assert 

  • Reinforce 

  • Mindful 

  • Appear

  • Negotiate 

500

staffing ratio 

3:1


500

Tallest mountain

Rainer

500

What do you call an old snowman?

water