What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He’s bald.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.
What can you break without touching it?
A promise.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future.
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt.
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest.
How many months have 28 days?
Every month has 28 days.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.