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Ja Ja Ja, ghat hees ahss
Picture Me Rollin'
O Mai Gawd! I Khan Boleev Et!
What were we thinking?
Stupid Things Oziel & Tony Did in High School & College
100
After working with dairy farmers in Merced, Papi Chuy taught himself to read and write this language. It is the national language of Brazil.
What is Portuguese.
100
Although he doesn't have a confederate flag on his car, Roy's favorite car is this Dukes of Hazzard automobile AKA the General Lee. Also the name of the San Diego Football NFL team.
What is the 1969 Dodge Charger
100
Ay-yo oh-ay... Mami Bertha had a secret crush on this "Who's the Boss" actor.
Who is Tony Danza
100
This school required many of the Magaña children to wear a white polo and blue corderoy pant uniform that made them fail terribly at sneaking up on people. Also the name of a national fighting irish university.
Notre Dame Catholic School
100
This vowel was loudly shouted by Oziel, Tony and the rest of their misguided high school crew. They also for some reason taped it onto the back of their graduation motarboards
What is the letter E
200
When he was young, Papi Chuy danced this cuban style dance that was championed by artists like Perez Prado.
What is Mambo.
200
A pack of Magana kids and the neighbor "Ehsteve" jumped (and almost crashed) this 1970s compact pony car when Nacho got his license. It is also John McCain's nick name and Tom Cruise in top gun too.
What is the Ford Maverick
200
What word would Mami Bertha say to Millie in order to make Millie run to the window and whimper.
What is Esteban... Donde esta Esteban?????
200
This Magaña brother aspired to be a model. Thankfully it was after his 1980s "Body Wave" hair.
Who is Ed Magaña
200
This was the Spanish name Oziel and Tony called their "gang" they created their senior year to mock the "hardcore" cholos at their school. A migrating monarch is a type of this bug. The gang symbol for the Spanish named gang was this:
What are "The Mariposas"
300
Papi Chuy would balance this large fruit on head and dance around at nearly every family barbecue.
What is a watermelon.
300
This 1980s car was Tony Rosas' crown jewel and symbol of automotive freedom for his Senior year. It was promptly crashed into and totaled on the very 1st day of school. It is also what a police officer gives you when he gives you a ticket for speeding.
What is the Chevy Citation
300
Before Mami Bertha came to the United States she stocked up on these two items because she was afraid they wouldn't have any in "El Norte". Got a popped seem?
What are Needles and Thread.
300
Oziel wore these Aztec driving lowriders shirts made by this agency that is now known as "5th Sun Graphics"
What is Aztlan Graphics
300
This restaurant in the Chico Mall was the location that Oziel and Tony laughed at "Latino Joe" after he ordered a drink from his crush and couldn't find his money forcing him to walk away in shame. The restaurant is named after a Citric Roman Emperor.
What is Orange Julius
400
Papi Chuy was the unofficial pigeon control officer at Sierra Pacific Industries. What primitive weapon did Papi Chuy use with uncanny accuracy to hunt down pigeons. SPI asked him for help as their last "resorte"
What is a slingshot
400
This 80s red station wagon was my dad's unfortunate choice for his very first "Carro Del Año". The dictionary defines this car as: A group of persons, or a single person, accompanying another for protection, guidance, or courtesy.
What is 1984 Ford Escort and its plastic timing belts.
400
Mami Bertha loved to get "buyers remorse" and force Nacho to switch plates with her nearly every time we would go eat at this national chain seafood restaurant that has a crustacean as part of its name.
What is Red Lobster. (The family has dinner every year on her birthday at Red Lobster to this day).
400
These two Hamilton City best of friends women wore bellbottoms and flowery shirts in the 70s that made them look like Mexican Gypsys.
Who are Irma and Ricky
400
The name of this card game that Tony coerced the Jr. High kids on the bus ride home to play. The person left holding the final dreaded card was forced to get "capones" (stinging flicks to the head). Its also what you call a middle aged woman who never got married.
What is The Old Maid
500
Papi Chuy favorite way to make door to door solicitors feel uncomfortable and leave by opening the door wearing a smile and what?
What are dingy tighty whitey underwear and nothing else.
500
Nearly every member of the Magaña family (and extended Magaña family) drove this German car at some point in their life. It served primarily as Oziel's first car but found life as Tony Rosas' car that he learned how to drive a stickshift in, a getaway car, and Tony and Griselda's wedding night limo. Jimi Hendrix even wrote a song dedicated to his lady with its name in the title.
What is the 1988 Volkswagon Fox
500
At the end of an Easter celebration in the early 1990s, Mami Bertha attempted to force this frozen treat to an already hyper sugar rushing Connor, prompting him to cry out in protest as his poor mom tried to get him in the car to go home.
What is "I WANT ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
500
Oziel did not know it was sophmore picture day and showed up to school rocking this beach wear.
What is a tank top, a gold chain, and a unibrow.
500
Tony impersonated Oziel and wrote a love letter falsely declaring his neverending 7th grade love to this Girl. She subsequently had her heart broken when she showed up on the bus in a poofy shoulder, ruffly, pastel colored Mexican dress the next day and Oziel rudely told her to go away.
Who is Chuya Guizar? (She didn't speak to Oziel for years after but they are good friends to this day and now laugh about the incident).