Banned Cards
Malicious Magic Mania
Archetypes
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Flavorful
100

This Golgari creature used to be a staple in all dredge deck. What an awful summer.

What is Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis?

100

This legendary artifact benefits both life gain and card draw. Better store that in your brain.

What is Alhammaret's Archive?

100

This archetype comes from the names of two vampires that featured in the first draft. I hate the nobility.

What is Aristocrats?

100

When you've got nothing, you might as well trade it for something else.

What is Gamble?

100

This card depicts the death of the black-aligned Amonkhet god. At least it was a blaze of glory.

What is Bontu's Last Reckoning?

200

This land doesn't even make mana. How bizarre.

What is Bazaar of Baghdad?

200

This can become any artifact? Maybe with a little kneading.

What is Sculpting Steel?

200

This archetype fits you if hate getting hurt. Fun for kids though.

What is Pillow Fort?

200

Its beak rends flesh from bone, exposing the tender marrow of dream.

What is Baleful Strix?

200

This spell caused doom to denizens of the multiverse. Seems like it would create a god.

What is The Elderspell?

300

This blue sorcery that turns 4 player commander games into 2 player ones. I sure wouldn't want to share these.

What is Trade Secrets?

300

Free counterspells are broken, but this one has very limited scope. Tread carefully.

What is Mental Misstep?

300

These decks are often very uncreative and just fit the best cards. Scrooge McDuck would love one of these.

What is Money Pile?

300

Catch.

What is Lava Axe?

300

The moment Quintorius's spark ignited. Seems like a good idea for electricians.

What is Complete the Circuit?
400

Of course this isn't legal in Commander. Every Izzet deck could run it.

What is Lutri, the Spellchaser

400

This little insect is the bane of anything unnatural. Just hope Muldrotha doesn't know that.

What is Caustic Caterpillar?

400

These decks are full of singleton creatures with vastly different effects. Every dad has one of these.

What is Toolbox?

400

Nice spell you got there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

What is Counterspell?

400

Bolas's great triumph. Hey, I remember this set.

What is Hour of Devestation?

500

This card is banned in every format. Why yes, I would love to play another game.

What is Shahrazad?

500

This massive beast used to be largest in all of Magic. Let's just hope it doesn't have scoliosis.

What is Worldspine Wurm?

500

This maligned archetype gets its name from a meta deck entered at a tournament a long time ago. I don't think that's very good for the environment.

What is Stax?

500

Your God-Pharaoh has returned.

What is Torment of Hailfire?

500

The Cauldron of Eternities works wonders. Did you know he used to be Veil-Cursed?

What is Return of the Wildspeaker?