Card design is my passion
This recent multi-format terror was a literal design mistake
Nadu, Winged Wisdom
The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.
Counterspell
-10: Take two extra turns after this one.
Teferi, Master of Time
This plane is dominated by one massive city, the rest of it having been destroyed by a Phyrexian invasion.
New Capenna
Name (or sing) a Magic the Gathering card that fits the Duel of the Fates leitmotif
This is where the fun begins
Banned in every serious format, “dexterity cards” refer to a couple of cards from the old days of magic, including this card so iconic that it spawned an entire urban legend.
Chaos Orb
“Ach, Hans, run! It’s the ____!”
- Saffi Eriksdottir, last words
Llurgoyf
-1: ____ deals 2 damage to target tapped creature for each card you’ve drawn this turn.
Niko Aris
Shard token acquired
For a period of time, the sun never rose on this plane, causing immense famine and madness among some of its inhabitants.
Innistrad
The objectively most annoying stax piece (I am not biased)
Ensnaring Bridge
Rhystic Study acquired
This is the weakest card in the power 9.
Timetwister
Timetwister acquired
”I do not hide the truth, detective. I shout it from the stage.”
Hint: A Commander one of us has played
Judith, Carnage Conoisseur
Judith acquired
-4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Garruk, Wildspeaker
Dominaria
Oh hey I wonder what this is
(Sinister Starfish acquired)
What does Bushido do?
Bushido X: the creature gets +X/+X when it blocks or is blocked.
“Never brag about the latest wonder you’ve created, students. ____ might be listening.”
Chandler
-6: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.
Tibalt, the Fiend Blooded
At one point, this plane suffered from a curse that caused people to fall into an unending sleep. While asleep in this way, their nightmares would emerge as real monsters and lash out at the rest of the world.
Eldraine
”It works” isn’t always true, unless you control this Unhinged land and r/BadMTGCombos staple.
R & D’s Secret Lair
The only sorcery with no rules text other than keywords
Throes of Chaos
"He traded sand for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand."
—Afari, Tales
Squandered Resources
-3: Return target Pirate card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Angrath, Minotaur Pirate
This plane’s primary claim to fame is that everything there exists on a 1:100 scale from the rest of the multiverse, which stopped being funny when the invasion of one Phyrexian soldier via Omenpath caused immense destruction.
Segovia.
There’s obviously no better creature than Colossal Dreadmaw, but the creature immediately next to it on Scryfall’s list of Ixalan cards has three things that seem to make it better. Name two.
- Can’t be countered
- +1 power
- Hexproof